The Death Psychic

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"While mowing the lawn,you accidentally run over your foot severing all toes.Unable to walk you lie there and bleed to death"


Now being a sensible lad i would not normally post this pish but i did have plans to do the gardening tomorrow.


Anyone else?

 

awwwwwwwwwwww

An angry neighbor puts a letter bomb into your mailbox. While retreiving the mail, your hands are blown off, and you die from rapid blood loss.

* , how true , i hate the slag

 

After an altercation with a resident of a retirement community, you are beaten with an oxygen tank and dragged through the complex by a convoy of personal mobility vehicles.

Never trust pensioners ffs

 

Hubert???

 

i * tramps

 

LOL

Never thought of that. It's possible.

 

I got my fucken hand mangled in the garbage disposer, when my
wife turned it on by mistake, and I bleed to death..

where did you get this pish Graham...lol

 

i have dribbled ha ha ha oh oh

 

while in a hardware store a strange man picks up an axe and attacks me then disembers my body... not exactly the quick and painless death i was hoping for

 

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That'll put a stop to any streaking then.

 

lol mate you dont condone my streaking or my mcgeady love, but u condone a brutal killing. nice to see u care

 

Naw Kimbo.Didn't say i'd condone it.Just statin a fact is all.Mebbe he killed ye cos he saw your streaking show??


Just a thought

 

aw cheers i aint that bad. i dont actually streak btw, well not fully anyway

 

You humiliate a magician at a party by divulging a few of his secrets. He returns the favor by actually sawing you in half.

Note to self, stay away from magicians

 

While driving, you fail to immediately pull over for speeding when signalled by the cop car behind you. While stopped, you attempt to open your glove compartment, and the rookie cop nervously opens fire on you. You are struck several times and die on the scene.

nice!

 

Put in a real age, fool.


As the unfortunate target of a serial killer, your face is skinned using steel wool and subsequently doused with bleach. While you're still alive, your face is then doused with ammonia. The bleach and ammonia chemically react and melt the remaining flesh from your skull.

(I hope at least somebody will record this and gets much money for that show)

 

After much persuasion, your friends convince you to try skydiving. Unfortunately, you are the unlucky recipient of a defective parachute, and you plummet 15,000 feet to the ground. Your body is turned into jelly on impact.

Ive always wanted to try Skydiving..

Although it would be a cool way to die Quick And Painless like someone else said in the Thread

 

I just tried the link and it said

"You will live to a ripe old age and die peacefully in your sleep with your family around you"

Do you think that this site is true?

 

While driving on the freeway, a flat tire causes you to veer into oncoming traffic. You're hit by a speeding truck and are killed instantly.




rather bland compared to everyone elses it must be said.

 

Being depressed with life in general, you commit suicide by sitting in your running car with the garage door closed.

well i am quite depressed and will get high.
Probelm being dont have garagge or car