How much drink would it take to cosider Jade

I reckon a near-death amount of whiskey but booze induced trouser area disfunction would save you.

 

I don't know about Jade...but that Indian burd is drop dead gorgeous...

 

impossible....im irish

 

Not sure about drink but cash? Possibly

 

I reckon you would have a hard job...getting a hard on with Jade..

 

No drink required, just a paper bag for her fat head. They all look the same on their back.

 

Yeah...right enuff..
All cats are grey in the dark.....

 

Gag her and turn the light off

 

I wouldn't like to see who you get on their back in that case

 

Do you look at the fire when yer poking it?

Nope.

They all count, even the hounds

 

Which Jade are we on about here ??

 

Their backs look the same

 

Motormouth Jade...

 

I heard she gives good head though....

 

jade is a typical london * big mouth no brainer would love to see her out just to watch that wee * jack cry his eyes up

 

what are you lot talking about. she'd well get it!!!















































........with a hammer

 

Bag on head, eight cans, doggystyle with a dirty mag on her back for extra pleasure!!!!!!!!

 

Sound about right , think id need 16 cans though

 

dd who`s `dirty mag` have you got a phone number for her,if she`s a goer ah wouldn`t mind gettin` her on her back.
and how do ye swally 8 cans wi` a bag over your head?

 

I think you would have to be really pished to go with Jade..
She's a dog !