What type of neighbours do you have?

I've got the type that leave their dogs * on my lawn.

 

On one side I have St. Johnstone midfielder Chris Millar. He's sound.

 

junkies drug dealers enough said

 

Im not sure, I think theres a polish man across the way, theres defo an old couple downstairs, and a young couple upstairs with a wee boy. Not sure about the rest, I'll find out at Christmas when I go to there doors

 

I stay 3 up (pain in the * being a smoker) and my neighbour on my landing is Eastern European I think and you never hear a sound from her. Only seen her a few times and she's nice and polite and a bit of a ride Before she moved in there was an American girl who was alright but she had the big swept back hair arty type * of a boyfriend. Everytime you said hello to him on the stairs he'd put his head down and not say a word, can't stands * that don't say hello back

On the second floor on the left there's a couple who face their backs to you when your coming down the stairs so they don't need to say hello the wanks. The guy has a belter of a BMW M3 so I'll let him away with it. On the right is the only neighbour I speak to regularly. He's a tradesman and has always been brand new with me though he once asked me to turn the music down when I was sitting silently reading a book. Must have been tripping or it was through the wall.

On the first floor on the left is an old guy that must be nearly deaf as you can hear his telly from two streets away and on the right is a nice couple with a cracking greyhound.

Not really seen whoever stays on the ground floor much. I've stayed there 2 years and I've only seen the guy that stays nearest the close door twice but he's seems nice. The other flat on the ground floor is empty but the couple who stayed there before were arrogant * that didn't even look at you. I once heard them arguing like mental and a copper came to my door to ask what I'd heard. Seen the guy leave with all sorts of bags the next day

 

Should have told her that you would next time but these ones were too heavy to carry that far because they were full of pish.

 

Ah the joys of living in the Calton


On my left is an old dear about 80 odds....help her out from time to time.

On me right is an auld man and woman in their 90's.....can be alright at times, but the wee woman is a right horrible wee snooty cow

 

An old couple on one side grumpy * and on the other side if got a new family who are sound invited us to there BBQ which is in a few weeks

 

I live next to 7 families. Describing them would fill a book or two.

They are not hostile or dangerous, but some of them are very stupid and annoying, whereas some others are sound.

 

I have student looking couple underneath, i hardly see them or hear them and next to them is a drug dealer, he was a nightmare when he first moved in with his music and fowk in the landing, since then weve let him know about the music and if we catch him dealing from the block he will get done in and we will let the police know everytime some ones at your door!. Hes been silent ever since and goes down the street to deal.
Upstairs next to me is a couple in there 30s with young kids, our kids all get on and theyr sound to talk too and will always help out if needed, thing with them is the amount of shouting, arguing and fighting they do dont know how they aint killed each other yet.

 

i don't even know who lives next door to me

but down stairs from me there was this man and woman who argued all the time, she even sometimes chucked his dinner out the door (onto our drive way) and she really was generally a pain in the *, the guy was sound but the woman was a right cow, who was also anorexic (and an alky ) but we sometimes got on with her, she seemed fine when sober, but when she was drunk she was trying to start fights with my mum and all this *, but last year at Christmas she died of liver failure so now it's just the guy living there, really sound guy that we have no problems with

 

I live in an apartment flat so I have tons of neighbours and I barely know any of them. There is no one across from me right now, there is a few families living in the flats below, a mad drunk lady who comes crawling in pished as a fart at 11am. In the same block there is also an Alkie bloke but he is awesome. He is like 60, nice guy, but is a pure hit with the ladies (in fact I caught him sneaking out of the alkie woman's flat one morning when I was going to work, he winked and said sshhh haha). He also gets the local taxi firm to get his drink in.

Apart from that I know the lesbian couple in the next close because they clearly clocked my gayness a mile off and started chatting haha.

That is about it.

 

Neighbours to the left are nosey yet ignorant * arseholes, their son and daughter are alright though. Woman to the right is lovely, her husband died the other year about late 30's which was a * shame.

Rest of the street are pretty decent I suppose.

 

My neighbours could be standing right in front of me just now and I wouldn't know who they are, I never see them.

 

Well I just moved recently, and this new area seems to be full of tims
There is like 10 houses aw with Celtic supporters and then down the road and round the corner (Where aw the druggies live) is a place that is full of huns. (Says it all really haha)
Love my new neighbours though.

At my old house the * that lived next door to me were horrible. The woman would always shout and scream at me when I walked past. Their last name was Currie and one night the woman was drunk and she went outside and was hit by a Curries lorry. I couldn't help but * myself laughing at the irony. (after I found out she was ok)

 

Junkie moved in next door to me. Hope he enjoys the flat i pay for him. Stinks the close out, wish hed f*ck off tbh.

 

my neighbours have always been sound

 

The women next door got a new boyfriend last year and within weeks he had moved in, the toser thinks he is something and started parking in my space and every time he did so I parked my car 6 inches from his back his back pumper until he came to the door one morning telling me how ignorant I was we had an argument, now he parks in his own spot and dosent go into mine and vice-versa. Used to get on well with my neighbour but she hasnt spoke to me since. I haven't lost any sleep over it.

 

I stay in a house thats been converted into 4 flats (cottage flats) & my landlord in his wisdom gave a set of keys to an old biddy next door,,i think he pays her to look after the garden etc as well,,and she watches us like a hawk.. i bought a puppy 2 weeks ago & i could tell she was raging (shes got a few cats) but she couldnt say anything cos id already cleared it with my landlord first. Ive got a young couple down below me but they seem to live seperate lives & you never hear a peep from them.. i imagine they have a real passionless relationship.. got a londoner guy thru the wall..hes a bit of an alkie.. hes in his early 30s like myself but goes out with an old rough looking glasgow burd thats about 50 odd...plays his music loud & sings along loudly & badly pished ..but i dont mind as long as it stops at night time ( ie after 11 ish).. a few months back he got into the habit of partying all night thru the week & i had to have words wi him but its quietened down now. Below him is a big fat doll that is a sandwich short of a picnic i think but you barely see her.

I wonder what they think of me.. ive had a few burds up that have been a bit "noisy" lol.. i play music most days but only in the afternoon & not for long..& ive got my wee bhoy at weekends but hes usually very quiet hes happy just playing his ps3 lol.. i always try & respect my neighbours right to a bit of peace & quiet