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Questions we should be asking

Discussion in 'TalkCeltic Pub' started by Buster, Mar 20, 2011.

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  1. Buster Gold Member Gold Member

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    Things we should be asking huns.


    How often do you actually wash?
    When you do, do you use soap?
    What is the real relationship between you and your sister/mum?
    Why do your eyebrows meet in the middle?
    Were you born a bigot or was it drummed into you?
    Why do you all do that silly walk when marching?


    :shamrock: HAIL HAIL :shamrock:
     
    Buster, Mar 20, 2011
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  2. ILoveTheCeltic

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    Why do you think no one likes you and why do you sing about it if you dont care.
     
    ILoveTheCeltic, Mar 20, 2011
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    Why don't you wear gloves to protect your knuckles from the pavement?
     
    Gabberhead Celt, Mar 20, 2011
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  4. Rachaelink

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    Why are none of you ever pretty??
     
    Rachaelink, Mar 20, 2011
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    Why didn't your maw use contraception? And why don't you when you * yer sisters?
     
    greengrocer, Mar 20, 2011
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  6. Xavier Woods

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    why do yous exist? :bbpd:
     
    Xavier Woods, Mar 20, 2011
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  7. Andy bhoy

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    We have a winner
     
    Andy bhoy, Mar 20, 2011
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  8. Callum McGregor The Captain Gold Member

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    How's the march to Dublin going?
     
    Callum McGregor, Mar 20, 2011
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    why are you so scummy?
     
    alsybhoy, Mar 20, 2011
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  10. KRS-1888 Nuair a thig Rocabarra ris

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    Just,why?
     
    KRS-1888, Mar 20, 2011
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  11. Mr. Slippyfist

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    Question to McGregor: Why, after the girl repeadtedly said no, did you do it Alan?

    Question to Weiss : How many of your Rangers team mates have you slept with Vladimir?

    Question to Walter: Have you had a stroke or do you just actually talk without moving your mouth?

    Question to Chick Young: So, how do Ally McCoist's balls taste?
     
    Mr. Slippyfist, Mar 20, 2011
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  12. Buster Gold Member Gold Member

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    Do any of you actually know any genuine R*****s songs?

    Are there any genuine R*****s songs?
     
    Buster, Mar 20, 2011
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    Are there any non bigoted rangers songs?
     
    Sonny Crockett, Mar 20, 2011
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    Why does every female in the rangers end look like a bulldog chewing a wasp?
     
    DJ CJ, Mar 20, 2011
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  15. Buster Gold Member Gold Member

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    Why did'nt you all go home and batter you wives/girlfriends last night?

    I might be mistaken, some probably did.
     
    Buster, Mar 21, 2011
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    Are you all peter puffers?
     
    10/4 Kemosabe, Mar 21, 2011
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  17. Larsson is god

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    Does your mother get jealous when you * your sister?
     
    Larsson is god, Mar 21, 2011
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    How do you and your father/brother/uncle/grandfather/son share your mother? I mean do ye keep a timetable?
     
    KhingLarsson, Mar 21, 2011
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    to kirk broadfoot.....have you figured out how to cook an egg yit?

    to naismith......is it annoying waking up every morning knowing your a little *?

    to whittaker..........do you agree you look like a * gremlin?
     
    Twisty, Mar 21, 2011
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  20. JamesConnolly

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    beat me to it.
     
    JamesConnolly, Mar 21, 2011
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