if you were going to finish with someone by letter!

never had the opportunity ,,they all * off first ,hahahahah slan
but if i had to tex or wright a letter it would go ,,,please stay ,,,,* there i go again ,,,i would say ,* off ye * ,,slan ,,told you i am not used to that sort of letter ,,,myby i say ,,,slan ,,,slan

 

Am off oot ti the boozer and your off to yer maws , lock the door behind you when you get ti * ya boot.

All my love , your EX.

 

Hello .



P.T.O



G.T.F

 

bye

 

Hello baby, I've had enough of you, my self esteem has hit an all time low, I thuoght I worked you hard in bed but have now discovered your an asthmatic, The first time you seen my * the "aww it's so cute, it's like a * only smaller" remark cut through me like a knife.
I am leaving and here is some home truths.
The first time I seen you sober I had to ask myself
"Is that your face, or has your neck just vomited?"
When you fell asleep at your mam's 60th birthday party she sold herself to me for a bottle of Blue Nun, her Fannie was ALOT tighter than yours and she's had 14 Bairns.

All the best for the future, they say opposites attract so hopefully you'll find someone Good looking, Intellegent who doesn't suffer from Vaginal Halitosis,

(like) yours,

Fritters

 

Yer sister was better!.....and come to think of it so was yer maw!

 

some * stoaters on here.sore sides

 

that was funny

 

:icon_mrgreen: thats my bhoy

 

brilliant