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Urban Legends!

Discussion in 'TalkCeltic Pub' started by Breenzo, Aug 30, 2010.

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  1. Breenzo

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    Basically, what are the best urban legends you have heard?

    You know the one about the woman who kept a pet snake and it slept lengthways beside her, cause it was sizing her up to eat her etc etc etc.

    All that kinda *!:icon_mrgreen:
     
  2. Artur Boruc 87

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    The Killer Clowns! I reckon everyone from the west of scotland shat themselves about them!
     
  3. Mystic Penguin

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    anyone heard about the guy who took too many acid & got a permanent trip & now walks backwards.
     
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    You hear of all sorts of things on the net from spirits haunting abandoned railway tunnels and ghostly hitchhikers.
     
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    Bastart you beat me to it. Anyone still * themselves a little if a white van pulls up near them?!
     
  7. odonno

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    Wit was the story about that no heard of the killer clowns since a was a wean completely forgot haha
     
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    Aye mate a herd abt him lol supposed to be fae springburn
     
  9. McKagan

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    It probably varies but roughly that there was a white van full of mental * called the killer clowns going about glasgow that would pull up unexpectedly then jump out and slash you at either side of yr mouth giving you a big clown smile scar. Think i've maybe missed out some stuff it was a good 10 year ago
     
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    that samaras is a striker
     
  11. odonno

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    I remember * * myself about it anyway, where else in the world do 5 year olds get told that there is clowns going about in a white van, kidnap you the give you a glasgow grin haha
     
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    I hear the one about the pet snake almost every day, mainly because I keep reptiles.

    Really annoys me, but I don't wanna be rude so I just grin and say oh really? Lol

    * its so annoying!


    What about the myth where someone stuck a razor blade into one of the flumes at the Time Capsule?
     
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    woman is out shopping, notices old asian man drops wallet, warns her to stay out of the shopping centre on a specific date as there will be a terrorist attack

    happens round christmas time every year

    snopes.com is your best bet for all that debunking carry on
     
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    is that the guy in glasgow, that carrys the beatbox
     
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    I liked the one about the guy who was off his face on acid and told his mate that he had caught a leprechaun when he was on his way home and had trapped it in his cupboard.

    The mate comes over to find a poor wee midget terrified in the cupboard.
     
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    aw a member th oner about the killer clowns, were apparently in wishaw aswell
     
  18. Breenzo

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    Is that the bampot that always wears the high-vis workie's vest, wellies, a jester's hat, and the face paint? (If anyone doesn't believe me, he's always on Buchanan St)

    I don't know much about him other than him name is supposedly Mark. Wouldnae get up in his face about it tho, * is about 6ft 4!
     
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    * me aye I remember them, I was only like 10 at the time and me and all my mates would absolutely * it and run any time a white van would come along. Forgot about that, good shout:50:
     
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    They drove a blue transit with blacked out windows where I grew up :grntongue