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NO! NOOOOO! YOU BASTARDS!!!!

Discussion in 'TalkCeltic Pub' started by HunSkelper, Dec 27, 2009.

Discuss NO! NOOOOO! YOU BASTARDS!!!! in the TalkCeltic Pub area at TalkCeltic.net.

  1. HunSkelper

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    Im working on hogmonay, its not a recognised holiday over here. NO, *. Less time to get pished, *, *! I cant even get sloshed at work (my first solution) incase I * up and end up * off the city council. *.:54::54:

    Need help, how to get pished whilst hiding it from your employers.:54::54::54:
     
    HunSkelper, Dec 27, 2009
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  2. Spring Time Gold Member Gold Member

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    what is your job
     
    Spring Time, Dec 27, 2009
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  3. alsybhoy

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    aaaaaahhhaaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah!!!!:icon_mrgreen:
     
    alsybhoy, Dec 27, 2009
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  4. meekylarsson

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    just put it in lucozade bottles, works everytime!!!!

    infact just seen ur from seattle, do they get lucozade over there?

    and is md 20/20 banned from seattle? im sure i remember reading this, always wondered lol

    edit again, just realised its seattle washington DO'H. I need glasses!!
     
    meekylarsson, Dec 27, 2009
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  5. HunSkelper

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    Oh, oh just * you Alsy. I hope your wean keeps you up at night for that!

    Im an industrial engineer.
     
    HunSkelper, Dec 27, 2009
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    * that mate, Just stash it in juice bottles
     
    Brendan Hughes, Dec 27, 2009
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  7. Spring Time Gold Member Gold Member

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    obviously very intelligent man:50:.but you * for getting drunk at work,unless you get promoted to higher management coz they are usually * .:icon_mrgreen:
     
    Spring Time, Dec 27, 2009
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    dont go to work ....sorted,,,,slan
     
    erie32c, Dec 27, 2009
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  9. alsybhoy

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    :56::56::56::56: just phone in sick then man * it lol:50:
     
    alsybhoy, Dec 27, 2009
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  10. HunSkelper

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    I argued for a whole day that Hogmanay was a traditional Scottish holiday, and that I was a Scotch Orthodox Catholic (a religion im fairly sure I made up) and that it was our Holy day. If I suddenly call in sick they may be suspicious.
     
    HunSkelper, Dec 27, 2009
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    Can't you just make up some * and bull story that it's highy offensive to a scots man not to get drunk on hogmonay?

    Edit:, i see that one isn't working.
     
    SlutHumper, Dec 27, 2009
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  12. P R D

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    Wait until it hits 2010 Scotland time then scream "HAPPY NEW YEAR" and start giving it laldy at work after saying nothing all day.

    That'll teach 'em.
     
    P R D, Dec 27, 2009
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  13. CH4 Gold Member Gold Member

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    throw a sickie man.. sorted
     
    CH4, Dec 27, 2009
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  14. FenianBhoy88

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    Hahaha get it up ye :celt_2:
     
    FenianBhoy88, Dec 27, 2009
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    What time are WE all hitting the pubs or the cargo shops at HERE in SCOTLAND cos NO-ONE IS WORKING ,love HOGMANY HERE some countries dont go for it like America ,,Im sure Hunskelper moved there recently ,shame.:icon_mrgreen:
     
    kennydal, Dec 27, 2009
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  16. ConnellyBhoy

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    That is brutal bud - i am working New Years eve i've never been entirely sure if that's Hogmany or not... lol

    On another note - i never knew you were from the States HS, i always thought you were from Glasgow lol.
     
    ConnellyBhoy, Dec 28, 2009
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  17. HunSkelper

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    I am Scottish mate, I moved here about 4 weeks ago.
     
    HunSkelper, Dec 28, 2009
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  18. faw cough Gold Member Gold Member

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    do a sickie.......the day before drink aload of * that will make you vomit all over the office.

    sorted.
     
    faw cough, Dec 28, 2009
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  19. HunSkelper

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    Then ill always be the guy that whiteyd all over hs desk, an nobody wants to be that guy.
     
    HunSkelper, Dec 28, 2009
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  20. faw cough Gold Member Gold Member

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    Itll be worth it.

    just break an egg into a glass and mix it all up with bits of crisps and carrotts...drink it andbarf it out.
     
    faw cough, Dec 28, 2009
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