Whats Your Claim to Fame!?

Holy *,to actually * on a girl stung by a jellyfish is good.........but for * to have stung her with the jellyfish..........well ...........you win:icon_mrgreen::icon_mrgreen:

 

I'm Will Smith's * double.

 

I dont have any good ones but ive been in about 4/5 short film things none of their names I recall about 8/9 years ago as an extra. Used to get £25 a day and once got £50 because it took longer because it was raining not bad as I was only 9/10/11 at the time and off school. They were on BBC, ITV and Channel 4.

 

I've not got any good ones, but I do have links to Darius Danesh (Yes him from Pop Stars ) and Lee Wilkie (Dundee United) via family.

I could also spill a * load of dirt on Garry Kenneth (again Dundee United player) but probably best not too...

 

I met Lee Wilkie and Garry Kenneth and another two Dundee Utd players before in Karbon just before Christmas. They seemed alright

 

Arsehead.

 

Ditto

 

he must be in there a lot, my cousin met him in there before awell. I could see why you have good stories about him.

 

I dated former Ireland manager Brian Kerr's daughter few years ago. Never got the ticket or call up i was promised

 

as long as you done the damage im proud of you mate

 

Cheers mate, sadly i didnt get the chance, got the boot before he got the ireland job, coincidence? conspiracy? you can be sure i blamed Gary Doherty either way

 

I found J.K Rowlings purse in primary school. Her daughter went to my school and was a few years younger. Her Mum came to pick her up one day and must of dropped her purse. I picked it up leaving the playground at the end of the day and start handing out the notes and shrappy. I never even thoght to look at the cards. Half way up the road, J.K got out a land rover and said i think you have my purse. I just dropped all the coins in my hand and one of my mates handed the purse over. The next day we were all called into questioning by the police, nothing ever came off it.

I had a house party in Alaistar Darlings and it was a major pill fest, and if the alaistar darling * ever try to * the bhoys over i have pictures taken out his home that will make him a little embarassed to say the least.

 

I also seen Barry Bawbag at a robbie williams concert when i was about 12 and smacked him in the back of the head with a Hotdog.

 

2 of my maw's cousins are in the cranberries.

 

I once played Steve Davis in an exhibition match, one frame, and the * beat me on the black. I was only sixteen and he said i had one of the best cue actions he' ever seen. I thought i'd be nervous coz there was a bit of a crowd but as soon as i got to the table i was in the zone. Got my pic in the local paper with him for my troubles

Oh, i used to play next to John Higgins aswell when i was pursuing my snooker career, one of the soundest blokes our ever likely to meet, and of course a good tim

 

So whats the craic now Squire ,do you still play or is it more of a hobby thing ,,you seem to have the credentials to have went far ?

 

I realised i didn't have the temprament for it, just couldn't handle getting beat, banging the table, throwing my cue over the table i even snapped a cue once in a pure rage lol Not ideal when your practicing alongside pro's so i decided to call it a day.

Still play sometimes but hardly ever, although am thinking about going up more often as i did love playing till i started doing it 6 hours a day 7 days a week.

 

Neil lennon used to come in to my shop and i used to go for a few beers with him and my mate In GINTYS.

 

bob fae river city

 

Same with me and golf......

But I was * anyway