SICK joke...

Q: What's the difference between a tire and 365 used rubbers?

A: One's a Goodyear; the other's a great year.

Q: What goes black, white, black, white, black, white, black, white?

A: A nun falling down stairs

 

I just watched the footage of Saddam's Hussein's execution...

It made me wonder if there is anything on the internet that I wouldn't * to.

 

Two things I don't understand about this thread:
1) If the thread creator didn't find the joke funny and found it distasteful, why would you go ahead and share it on a big forum like this?

2) Both the thread creator and other users have posted their own 'sick' jokes, but when I did the same a few months ago the topic was deleted and I received an infraction.

 

Someone asks Stevie Wonder "what's it like to be blind?"

He replies "well it could be worse i could be black"

 

Or. What goes Black, Pink, Black, Pink, Black, Pink, Black, Pink, White?

Mike Tyson wanking. :icon_mrgreen:

 

the 7 dwarves went to meet the pope. 'go on dopey ask him' chanted the other six. 'ok' said dopey 'sir are there any nuns in alaska? ''yes there are' said the pope.
'go on dopey ask him' urged the other six. 'ok' said dopey,' sir are there any black nuns in alaska?' 'yes there are' said the pope.
'go on dopey 'ask him' urged the others. dopey blushed 'are there any miget black nuns in alaska?' 'no i dont think so' answered the pope. all six leapt up shouting 'dopey shagged a penguin,dopey shagged a penguin'

 

There is a new girls' doll out on the market. It comes with no shoes, no clothes, no house, no car and no farm.

It's called Zim-barbie.

Baa Baa black sheep have you any wool?

"No, but I could steal you some."

 

What's the number one cause of paedophilia?

Sexy children.




*ducks for cover*

I'm sorry but my mate texted me that joke earlier, very sick but very * funny if you ask me!

 

Hahaha these are great! Messi, * you're sick!

Mr Smith phones the surgery for his wife's test results. The receptionist says, "Sorry, we have two sets of results for a Mrs Smith and they have gotten mixed up. One has Alzheimers, the other has AIDS." Mr Smith says, "*...what should I do?". The receptionist replies, "Drop her off it town, and if she finds her way back, DON'T * HER"

A truck driver is driving over a deserted bridge when he notices a girl standing on the edge. He pulls up and says, "What you doing?" and she replies "Committing suicide." The truck driver reckons she's pretty nice so he says, "Well how about a blow before you go?" and the girl says "Sure." Truck driver zips up when she's finished and says, "That's a waste of talent, that is. Why you doing it?". She says, "Because my parents don't like me dressing up like a girl."

 

i was at the cash machine the other day and infront of me was a blind man , he asked me to check his balance for him so i pushed him over

 

Little Susie gets her first period. She doesn't know what's happening, and doesn't want to tell her mum and dad. So, she goes to little Johnny and asks him to have a look. Little Johnny has a look and goes, "I'm no expert, but to me it looks like you've had your balls ripped off."

 

what have Ricky Hatton and Gary Glitter got in common?









They both went down when they took a Phillipino in the ring.

 

shut up

 

best yet ..

 

bit random lol

 

Whats the difference between Maddy mccann and a tin of beans ?



You dont need to goto europe to get your jam roll

 

Scottish man's wife dies and he wants to put a mention in the obituaries for her.

He can only afford 3 words, so he asks them simply to put in 'Cathy sadly died'.

They feel sorry for him and say he can have 3 more words for free.

So he asks them to put in 'Cathy sadly died, * the Rangers!'

 

i dont understand why they are all irish and scotish jokes