Strachanisms

Reporter: Gordon, Do you think James Beattie deserves to be in the
England squad?
Strachan: I don't care. I'm Scottish.

Reporter: "Gordon, can we have a quick word please?"
Strachan: "Velocity" [walks off]

Reporter: Welcome to Southampton Football Club. Do you think you are
the right man to turn things around?
Strachan: No. I was asked if I thought I was the right man for the job
and I said, "No, I think they should have got George Graham because I'm
useless."

Reporter: Is that your best start to a season?
Strachan: Well, I've still got a job, so it's far better than the
Coventry one, that's for sure.

Reporter: Are you getting where you want to be with this team?
Strachan: We're not doing bad. What do you expect us to be like? We
were eighth in the league last year, in the cup final and we got into
Europe. I don't know where you expect me to get to. Do you expect us
to win the Champions League?

Reporter: Gordon, you must be delighted with that result?
Strachan: You're spot on! You can read me like a book.

On Augustine Delgado:
Strachan: I've got more important things to think about. I've got a
yogurt to finish by today, the expiry date is today. That's more of a
priority than Augustine Delgado.

Reporter: This might sound like a daft question, but you'll be happy
to get your first win, won't you?
Strachan: You're right. It is a daft question. I'm not even going to
bother answering that one. It is a daft question, you're spot on
there.

Reporter: Bang, there goes your unbeaten run. Can you take it?
Strachan: No, I'm just going to crumble like a wreck. I'll go home,
become an alcoholic and maybe jump off a bridge.

Reporter: There's no negative vibes or negative feelings here?
Strachan: Apart from yourself, we're all quite positive round here.
I'm going to whack you over the head with a big stick - Down, negative
man, down!

Reporter: You don't take losing lightly, do you Gordon?
Strachan: I don't take stupid comments lightly either.

Reporter: So, Gordon, in what areas do you think Middlesbrough were
better than you today?
Strachan: Mainly that big green area out there

Personally I think he'll be great

 

Lol he certainly does have a big mouth on him. Good wee man.

 

i think he will do a good job !

 

LOL now, imagine when Hugh Keevins or any of these other 'pundits' asks a question how funny!

 

Well, i can spot a wee difference between him and MON...Strachan answers questions straight..

Should be a laugh...

 

couldnt help laughing me * off there he's * straight tlkin neway

 

Strachan v Chic Young...can't wait!

 

come on gordon i fukin hate the scottish media!!!!
Celtic Versus the world!

 

Cannae wait

 

should be fun watching him take on the hun media