I will give anybody on here 5p if they do this……

Run into your nearest Supermarket tomorrow naked covered in Pate shouting very loudly “Somebody * on my head!!!”

 

Wish I never did this dam thread, cost me £1.50 so far

 

I’ll do it.

 

Parsley Phillips says he will give you a bonus 10p when you do it, bless the total Celtic daft nutter

 

I’ll do it for nothing cidey!

 

Only if you provide the Pate

 

I’ve still not been paid from last time so I don’t see why I would do it again.

 

That's basically a messy protest. My only advice is to make sure you are standing for something you believe in and that what you are fighting for is a good cause before you smear yourself with pate and proclaim to to be defacated upon.
Pate protests have been around since 1774 in king arthurs time the punishment was obviously severe so be warned.

 

I'm not doing that again, it takes ages to get the pate out of your ba' hair.

 

Done it with the added bonus of 2 oatcakes wedged into my * crack.

 

I don't get naked for anything less than 20p

 

Apparently the Award has gone up to £7000 by Parsley Phillips as we won 3-0 today and a Gold Member on here last night used this thread in a really Serious debate

 

If I use my real * instead of pate does that still count? I collect it in jars waiting for such a challenge to come up you see....

 

SCAM WARNING!!!!!!

Still waiting on my 5p

 

i knew a guy who had jars of farts in his bedroom. Hed say ''here smell this one''
Which reminds me. If a friend is very disloyal and you find yourself with the opportunity to * his mum then you should really go for it.