Jeffrey Schlupp

Remember the eddie murphy raw?

"If your in the desert, and your starvin, and someone hands you a cracker, you'd be like, "gad *! Thats the best cracker ive ever had in my life!".

If we had any semblance of an active transfer window where actual funds were being employed to strengthen the team, this would be a very underwhelming option.
He's turning 32 at christmas, decidedly "average" (by epl standards) and in a queue to be put out to pasture by Palace.

We've been so starved of transfer activity that its making folk desperate to get anything in the door.

As a LB option this is a joke imo. If a 32 year old from the epl is the best we can find then we're in bigger * that i ever imagined.

I'd take him as a utility player no problem, fill the injury holes during the season? Yep. No problem.

As a solid investment for a position thats been criminally neglected for half a decade, it's farcical.

 

James Forrest in the house! * cringe.

Bring him home and make this * miserable. Big yes from me.

 

Better than lawells scouting. Football manager, players under 500k. Search.

 

A left side of Schlupp and Maeda would be a nightmare to play against (physically at least).

Get him signed.

 

Would take Jeffrey the butler from Fresh Prince at this point

 

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I'd defo take him at this point, would get plenty assists I feel up here.

 

Indeed: a certain someone will be very Disappointed™ if we sign him.

 

Not a bad player but if this is where the recruitment team is at we may as well pack it in.

 

Still only 31, and would come with the requisite pace and power demanded by the manager.
Very experienced and versatile. Would fill in at left back and midfield. It has proven very difficult to find someone capable enough to nail down that left back spot, Schlupp could well be the answer, and a low risk on a loan option. I would be willing to give him the opportunity of a new challenge with Celtic.

 

Can't say for certain about his defensive abilities but the fact he's physically more capable makes him better suited to European football than GT.

 

Should have him in by January I'm told.. monitoring the situation

 

January 2029

 

* i hate a optimist

 

he’s strong 1 v 1 but have seen him caught out a few times albeit in a top league.
Can handle himself physically unlike GT which unfortunately he can’t do anything about.

Can see his appeal as he can obviously be comfortable coming inside the pitch to play inverted as he can play in midfield too.

Just quite underwhelming if thats what our scouts are picking out as a prime target.

 

This patter is * chronic man. I'm frustrated to * aswell that we've not done more. Seeing it about 10 times a day in every thread would rip yer * more than the board tho.

 

Do you want admin to monitor it?

 

Don't read it then mate...