Trivial Things That Annoy You Thread

My missus basically

 

Ring pulls on tins that just snap off and no open

 

Milk tops after you unscrew the plastic lid and go to pull the tab for that wee cover, the * breaks/tears off in your fingers then ye need to horse a knife of something through it..cheap pish.

 

January is *

 

Spring will start to sing soon Susan

 

Thought it was just me being a cranky ole bollox.

 

Was watching Only Connect there and a picture of the Sevco team comes up on the next-in-the-sequence round.

So I am thinking it's probably something involving the Nazis, incest or *.

Turns out it was a sequence of tiers in the Girl Guide movement (Rangers are the oldest apparently).

 

I just shouted * at the TV

 

Then got back to looking at those ginormous cachongas!

 

100% with you on the wee tab, it's a * when it comes away. But the fact that the rest of the tab is virtually welded on gives me comfort knowing that there's little chance of a disaster in the boot of my car on the way home from the shopping.

Toilet paper that doesn't tear on the perforation. (I remember when you'd put on a new roll and the perforations were out of alignment and you'd have to split the double-layered sheet and turn one of them round to make the tear lines match. Never see that anymore...)

 

Folk who claim to be a ‘Barrista’ or training to be a ‘Barrista’…

What fekkin training dues it involve ?

Pressing a button or pulling a handle? Putting a lid on a paper cup?

It wasn’t even a word until recently never mind a career choice…

YOU SERVE * COFFEE !!!!

 

Bad patter.

More specifically, football related bad patter.

Morelarse, Sally McCoist, Swinecastle etc.

Seen a Hun refer to Jim Goodwin as Jim Badloss.

Absolutely heartbreaking.

 

There is a gender neutral Celtic top.

 

Walking along a deserted street, checking behind you and then suddenly someone is right behind you and you're like..'Where the * did they come from?'

 

What happens if they ask for a ticket to drumchapel?

 

Real baristas do exist, but Starbucks and Costa don't produce them. I'd say it's a way of giving someone a better job title to encourage them to do a job that isn't great and often not paid well. It's like when Trigger became an Environmental Hygienist.

 

Men and women have different shaped bodies. A neutral one means shaped to fit both. It's not a new thing either, gender neutral or unisex clothing has been around for years.

 

So a proper old school football top? The good ones where no matter how fat you got it'd still fit? Good Times.