Trivial Things That Annoy You Thread

Following through at the Worst Possible Time

 

Taking the bins oot..

 

People who put their coat on in that twirly, over the shoulder way.

 

Burds on social media who use the phrase - but we move. Load of *.

 

Barry from Eggheads






*.

 

Two newsreaders on a sofa, neither able to speak more than one sentence.
Vintage TV programmes shown in 16:9
Portrait format phone footage shown on TV with the edges filled in with a blurry version of the main pic. Just leave the edges black.
Footballers doing that 'Shh' gesture.
Footballers not celebrating when they score against their old team.
5pm kickoffs. Ma teas's oot, ffs...
Would of / could of instead of would've / could've.
British media talking about Season Two instead of Series Two.
Celebs who have to have a 'thing' - usually permanent sunglasses or stupid hats. Boy George started that one and now it's Keith Lemon. The early incarnation of Keith Lemon was very funny, now he's just a *.
The word 'curate'. All we ever had before was a museum curator now everything has to be 'curated'.
Kate Moss. Why does she still make the papers? She was never good-looking even in her day.
Contestants on Popmaster whose main reason being on is to list the names of their family. Grow up!
Misuse of the word 'alleged'. Guy on the news the other day spoke about a man arrested in connection with the alleged incident. There WAS an incident, no question about it.

Christ, I'm irritable.

 

Annoying * who open your car windows when you have air conditioning on especially when you are driving at 60 or more. You must be oblivious to the world if that noise from
an open window isn’t annoying to you.

 

Is there a good time mate?

 

When a Tory is tying their laces and you walk past

 

Birmingham

 

Birmingham Alabama? Sweet home...

 

A dry chippy.

 

“Minutes in the legs”

Kindly * up.

Also when fans or pundits talk about a group of players and refer to them in plural.

“What a team we had. Yer Larssons, yer Suttons, yer Thompsons, yer Lennons, yer Petrovs”

Please stop.

 

Frank - skip to 5m32s:

 

Superb

 

Working with jobs worths who always want to bark orders but don’t have the backbone to apply for proper management positions. Take your power trip and go outside and touch grass.

 

Watching bbc news and the first 5 minutes are about vardy and Rooney . Then let’s talk about Ukraine ffs…

 

Gerry Cinnamon. Yes you did a lot if drugs, we get it. Absolute bam.

 

Bobby madden

 

watching the gymnasts on the parallel bars, and thinking if I hadn't eaten so many pies at school, I could do that