Trivial Things That Annoy You Thread

Good. We're not some folklore, back-water * to be made fun of and stereotyped to death. * their leprechauns.

 

The leprechaun is from Irish folklore though.I don't think there's anything sinister in their use of the mascot.

 

* them!

 

Finished our job 3.30 and the gaffer does not have the balls to let us go. It's an fukin site no clock in or out. He is keeping us here to 7.30 .....*

 

Getting oot ma * bed

 

Worst thing is, we're no even going tae the * job noo. School run and back to ma wanking chariot.

 

Talked myself out of going overs on the Eibar game sa it clashed with our game. It's 2-1 and we haven't even started yet !

 

When you're dunking a biscuit into tea and you have to eat it with ninja like reflexes or it will leak all over the * place

I was listening to the celtic symphony on spotify earlier and instead of "Ooh ahh up the ra" I could swear sometimes they were saying "Ooh ahh up their *" this was rather unsettling as i couldn't tell.

When you're in pure rebs mode and spotify throws up one of their * ads

the fact that you want spotify premium but are too much of a stubborn * to end your protest of paying the * money because of the tactics they take to try force your hand.

 

Car shopping.

Paranoid about buying another lemon, feel like every garage is trying to pull a fast one and don’t feel comfortable enough handing over 5k to some clown off gumtree.

 

was reading coffoe is apparently going to come with cancer warnings(in california anyway).but gutted as its only drug I take these days.dont know wether to take it with pinch of salt.

https://www.sciencealert.com/california-law-carcinogen-warning-coffee-cancer-label

 

Opticians won't tell me my prescription because it's expired, I don't * care give me my sight records, just trying to sqeeze some more cash out of me as if they havent already by overcharging me for years with contact lenses.

 

That men can't take maternity leave

 

Paternity leave is it no

 

It’s probably changed over night in this gender-neutral age we live in.

 

2 weeks compared to 6 months, if we want to really live in a world that is equal to all allowing the father to take the time off equal to maternity leave, may as well call it parental leave and keep it all gender fluid.

Very basic and somewhate naive view on my point but feel stuff like this is one of the key things that lead to any type of male/female pay gaps.

 

Is it not that long so they can recover etc

 

Opened a message I was sent hours ago and the * is still awake text me again when she noticed I read the message.

It’s 5 in the morning, * off.