Post something you learned today

Does the * owe you money or something?

 

Some mad scientist thinks he can bring back the dodo bird.
Sounds like a poor version of jurassic park if you ask me.

 

The same * that plays up front for the zombies? Didn't know he was deid...

 

My wild life photos too big to post so it says

 

Just found out Morgan Freeman is 80. Knew he was old but didn't think he was that old

 

I don't properly think about stuff.

 

Aye did you also know he had a relationship with his step grand daughter.

 

I found out I can't pronounce the word "funeral" and the more I am trying the harder it is.

 

No I didn't know that. Are you serious?

 

Go check it out.

 

Where are you from/what accent do you have?

 

Every feckin photo I try and upload seems to be too big.

 

Won't be your * then.

 

Childish, yet superb.

 

I'll pass on that. Bet it'll lead me onto a * tape. Ya durty * Gyp

 

Not today but over the weekend I learned that there are still people who cling to the Clinton would have been worse than trump mantra. I even spoke to one at the weekend who, I * you not, said killary, I almost * myself at an * coming away with that ffs

 

Coatbridge, so no reason why I shouldn't be able to say it, I don't have any speech impediments, just can't get my tongue round the cunting word.

 

Is that right?

 

That's bang out of order! It will be your own funer.....funra.........furna........burial with that sort of *. ;-)