Trivial Things That Annoy You Thread

Teams who barely fill half their stadium for league games demanding a 50/50 cut of cup final tickets. I think 2 fifths would be more than a fair share for Aberdeen.

 

Getting bumped out of money you worked for. Been chasing this * for weeks and he's got a different excuse every time I ask him what's happening.

He'll be a sorry boy at the weekend when I catch up with him.

 

You been giving the wrong * tick?

Watched this video on You Tube recently where the guy bumps into a lassie who owes him £100 of tick. She's the most junkie looking lassie you'd ever seen. She's got on a pair of brand new trainers so he starts shouting at her to give him the new trainers and her jacket. I dunno if it was legit though because he starts telling her to jump up and down 10 times and some other daft * to do. She's acting like she doesn't know what he's talking about he says "ah gied ye a garden last week, where the money?" A garden gate is an eighth.

 

Lol nah mate, done a job for a guy and hes trying to rip me off.

 

Going by that then - Was it fair we got a 50/50 split in the semi final, given we had Alloa the previous round and a poor turnout ? Its the fairest way to do the tickets. If either side fail to sell their allocation then fair enough let the other side have them but initially its only fair it being 50/50.

 

We regularly pull in over 45,000 which is over 3 quarters of the stadium. Is it fair that clubs like Motherwell or Kilmarnock who don't even fill a quarter of their stadium on league days get a large 5 figure ticket allocation for a cup final?

 

Of course it's fair. Their team has earned the right to be there and earned the right to be backed.

 

Yes as its ,as I said already, the only fair way of doing it.

 

Power saving light in the toilet.

It takes so long to heat up you end up pishing in the dark.

 

Buying cans of beer for Champions League football tonight.......kinda forgot we are playing Ross * County tomorrow instead and already played on Sunday.

 

That 'dance' Sturridge does

 

Buses that don't fully pull in to bus stops and leave the * of the bus out in the other lane

 

* like this.

You do realise a dog has no concept of what a police force is?

And can't read.

 

Anthropomorphism.

 

I totally didn't need to google that what so ever.

 

and then acknowlege you for letting them out when you both know that you had no * option!!

 

* belter of a dog if it wisnae a pig, though it doesn't know it is a pig cause, well you know

 

I don't know how footballers manage to play 2 games a week. I'm struggling just to keep up with the drinking!.

 

TV programmes where the host/presenter spends the whole time talking to some * to the side of the camera, instead of at the camera.

 

Probably been said earlier but there's 430 pages and I'm not going to read them all .
People who wear hats ,hoodies and particularly sunglasses indoors . does my head in