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Discussion in 'TalkCeltic Pub' started by superleigh, Mar 15, 2016.

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  1. Sean Daleer Ten Thirty Gold Member

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    How come you can handle the smell of your own farts but not others?

    I have done many farts in my time, all of varying noise and smell yet none ever bother me, in fact I go under the covers for a whiff.

    My wife does one and I'm * running for the toilet to ralph.

    What's up wid dat!?
     
    Sean Daleer, Mar 16, 2016
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  2. blackfish Screaming from beneath the waves...

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    That's called brand allegiance
     
    blackfish, Mar 16, 2016
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  3. Mr. Slippyfist

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    My wean done an absolute belter of a fart last night in his wee crib, I was laughing like *.

    Proper ripper, lasted for about 10 seconds.......didnae even have to change his nappy.

    'At's ma bhoy! :60:
     
    Mr. Slippyfist, Mar 16, 2016
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  4. Sean Daleer Ten Thirty Gold Member

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    Cake farts.

    Google it.

    Your welcome.
     
    Sean Daleer, Mar 16, 2016
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  5. superleigh

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    Your wife farts infront of you and you are ok with that ?
     
    superleigh, Mar 16, 2016
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  6. Sean Daleer Ten Thirty Gold Member

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    21 years we have been together son, that's one of the less disgusting things we do in front of each other.
     
    Sean Daleer, Mar 16, 2016
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  7. superleigh

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    do tell
     
    superleigh, Mar 16, 2016
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  8. Sean Daleer Ten Thirty Gold Member

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    Aye you wish.

    Put the sock down you sick *.
     
    Sean Daleer, Mar 16, 2016
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  9. superleigh

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    :smiley-laughing002::smiley-laughing002:

    go sniff you wifes y fronts
     
    superleigh, Mar 16, 2016
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  10. Mr. Slippyfist

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    :56::56::56:

    Picture the thought of the bold Jungo's imagination going rampant over your wife......yuck :87:
     
    Mr. Slippyfist, Mar 16, 2016
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    I would never fantasize over a woman who thinks its fine to do smelly farts in front of men. So he can think of jungo all he wants but doesnt need to worry about me thinking about her in any way at all :smiley-laughing002:
     
    superleigh, Mar 16, 2016
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  12. superleigh

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    Anyway thats the mans wife lets drop that subject
     
    superleigh, Mar 16, 2016
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    You're right you know. It's the same with shites as well.

    Must be some sort of scientific reason behind it :smiley-laughing002:
     
    TheHolyGoalie, Mar 16, 2016
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  14. Sean Daleer Ten Thirty Gold Member

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    You still carrying on with this pretence that you aren't Jungo? :smiley-laughing002:
     
    Sean Daleer, Mar 16, 2016
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  15. Sean Daleer Ten Thirty Gold Member

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    It's not even the same smell all the time yet it never bothers me.

    Someone else though, woof! Exit stage left...
     
    Sean Daleer, Mar 16, 2016
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  16. Tim-Time 1888 Always look on the bright side of Life

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    You are one sick individual ffs :smiley-laughing002:
     
    Tim-Time 1888, Mar 16, 2016
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  17. Sean Daleer Ten Thirty Gold Member

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    What else is new? :smiley-laughing002:
     
    Sean Daleer, Mar 16, 2016
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  18. Tim-Time 1888 Always look on the bright side of Life

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    I am mentally scared now .. wondering about all those bakers and what they * get up to in the bakery ... :54:
     
    Tim-Time 1888, Mar 16, 2016
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    Is that why you fart so loud then ?
     
    buchanbhoy, Mar 16, 2016
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  20. Tim-Time 1888 Always look on the bright side of Life

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    Nope I'm like a church mouse farting, its you who asked about 'powerful' farts. There is no need to be ashamed of what you get upto in the privacy of your own home though mate :86:
     
    Tim-Time 1888, Mar 16, 2016
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