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Shag a hun day 2015

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  1. Kurt Cocaine

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    So who here has went out with a Hun, or married to a Hun or just merely stuck their * in a Hun?

    i have never went out with one, thankfully, but it remains top of my bucket list to ride one.
     
    Kurt Cocaine, Jul 7, 2015
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  2. Gundog Gold Member Gold Member

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    Its right up there on my bucket list with * slapping a tiger in the face
     
    Gundog, Jul 7, 2015
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  3. Tim-Time 1888 Always look on the bright side of Life Gold Member

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    Top of your bucket list eh, wow, some list you have there then :smiley-laughing002:

    I'm sure you will lose your virginity eventually :50:
     
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  4. greengrocer

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    I went with one for a bit. She was alright apart from that.
     
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  5. Kurt Cocaine

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    Thank you comrade.
    Excellent:56:
    might try that now
     
    Kurt Cocaine, Jul 7, 2015
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  6. TicFan88

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    Funnily enough, If there was two identical girls, one a Celtic fan and one a Rangers fan, I'd pick a girl that was a Rangers fan any day of the week.

    It would make a relationship much more interesting...

    :56:
     
    TicFan88, Jul 7, 2015
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  7. Tim-Time 1888 Always look on the bright side of Life Gold Member

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    Your welcome brother.
     
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  8. Davie Bhoy

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    I have but no way could I be in a relationship with one. Girlfriend's a Well fan and thats bad enough for me. Honestly don't think we'd still be together if she was a hun......probably wouldn't be alive infact
     
    Davie Bhoy, Jul 7, 2015
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  9. Celticbhoy97

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    Necrophilia isn't really my 'thing'
     
    Celticbhoy97, Jul 7, 2015
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  10. Kurt Cocaine

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    The way I framed the question wasn't really inclusive.

    if any women on here want to tell stories about getting pumped off the wee guy from the local RSC fire away
     
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    Shagged a Hun burd up the *, she was from Ibrox aswell. She told me to take it out her * before I came, she says she was not a * and did not let guys * up her *, I preceded to hammer away anyway and came so hard up her * I thought I was going to collapse. Can't believe she let me stick it up her * in the first place it was the first night we had met, and she had the cheek to tell me not to * up her * lol.
     
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  12. Buster Gold Member Gold Member

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    You wont find any burds like that on here, all our female members are ladies :86:
     
    Buster, Jul 7, 2015
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  13. Mr. Slippyfist

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    :56::56::56:

    Aye, what a cheek!
     
    Mr. Slippyfist, Jul 7, 2015
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  14. Intellectually Absurd Gold Member Gold Member

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    :56:
     
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  15. Kurt Cocaine

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    :smiley-laughing002::smiley-laughing002:
     
    Kurt Cocaine, Jul 7, 2015
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    I'm dating a Sevconian at the moment. She's not a rabid hun, but likes football and follows Scotland all over, but also likes "them".
    I watched the playoffs in a pub with her. It was hilarious
     
    CheGuevara, Jul 7, 2015
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    Some years ago at uni I had a Celtic supporting pal who was going out with a girl, another student, from Glasgow. She was a good laugh and was totally uninterested in football.

    Summer holidays and he goes to Glasgow to see her.
    Has dinner with her and her parents.
    All in all a very pleasant evening.
    Stays the night at her parents' house.

    Doesn't see the parents in the morning.

    He and she are in Glasgow later that day.
    He's getting a train back to Dundee in an hour.
    Along comes an Orange Walk.

    He cannot * believe it but the boy at the front of the walk, dressed in full monkey regalia, is none other than his girlfriend's father.
    He points it out to her and she sheepishly says "I didn't want to mention it to you."
     
    TheTsar, Jul 7, 2015
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  18. KRS-1888 Scott La Rock

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    I danced with one and felt physically ill the next day.

    Never again.
     
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  19. M.E.T.H.O.D MAN Straight from the slums of Shaolin

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  20. Bonobhoy

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    nope....id rather die of * cancer
     
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