Whats the funniest thing your heard someone shout at a game?

Celtic v Valencia (UEFA Cup)

"Your beaches are *"
"* Fidel Castro" (and I thought he was Cuban!!!)


Celtic v Hibs (SPL)

"Hey Whittaker, the closest youv got to a * is Sproule"

 

The AC game their was a guy from Ireland behind me.

"McGeady You Wee Basterd!"
"Donati you wee Basterd!"


Everyone was a "Basterd" and the accent was class.

 

and donati is a wee 6ft 5 too

 

Anyone was "a wee basterd" Thought i heard him direct one my way for standing up

 

a couple of years ago ther was a chookter behind me at a hibs game at cp
for the first half it was "Lennon ya pouf" (mibbe it was fiferjim) and for the second half it s "Lennon ya piece a *" that was all he said the whole game

 

mid eighties at cellic park a young asian boy having problems with his diction.

"COME ON TELTIC" he proclaimed as loud as he could... sniggers from everyone around.

 

some nutter shouted 'see that Hartley? Hes the new Lambo'

 

hibs game 3-2 defeat somebody shouted "zurawski ur the only pole in scotland outta work" *

 

i never heard it personally but the, aw naw no annoni oan a naw noo made me laugh when i read it.

 

Celtic v Aberdeen game years ago. One of their players was constantly climbing all over wee Murdo and the referee wasn't doing anything. Late on in the game it all happens again - referee takes no notice.

Suddenly this guy pipes up, in the style of the Rolling Stones

Hey, you, get affa McLeod (Hey! You! Get off of My Cloud!)

 

:ROLFHA:

 

'guttaso ya fukin redundunt hun'


ma mates granda lol

 

The CIS cup quarter final against rangers 2 years ago when maloney scored from bout 30 yards out and Klos scored an OG...

Rangers are warming up infront of us and this guy stands up and shouts to Kyriakos(spelling?) " AMMMARUSOOO YER A * YER A *" and then later he shouted to Alan Hutton... "away n get yer sister a mothers day card" the guy was quality

 

A GUY BEHIND ME SAID WHAT A NAME FOR SNO

 

Rapid Vienna rematch at Old Trafford 1985.

Old drunk guy from Glasgow next to me asleep.
Woke up / stood up and shouted "You dirty Orange *"

Sat Down and went back to sleep.

 

HAHAHAHAHA

 

Brilliant

 

"* off back to leith docks" celtic v hibs
"TRAITOR!" to mcgeady when coming on for ireland in mcnamaras testimonial