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Ludicrous ways we should spend money

Discussion in 'TalkCeltic Pub' started by Murph-E, Apr 26, 2014.

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  1. Soccer

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    instead of white lines on the half way line paint them green for celtic because liverpool have red nets so we should get a green halfway line because we are celtic
     
  2. Cena Never Give Up Gold Member

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    Why not just have green nets
     
  3. Soccer

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    because you cretin it would be copying liverpool
     
  4. Cena Never Give Up Gold Member

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    They have red nets though do you want us to have red nets ?
     
  5. Soccer

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    no but if we buy green nets people will be like ohh look at that crap celtic copying liverpool they are so copyers why can't they think there own ideas why be like liverpool its like when i used to build wooden houses on mine craft and use wool as a carpet and then this lunkhead in the chat said devil words because i copied him and then he burnt my house down the cretin
     
  6. Cena Never Give Up Gold Member

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  7. Buster Gold Member Gold Member

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    * Liverpool, get them green nets in.
     
  8. Buster Gold Member Gold Member

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    That's plenty!!!!!!
     
  9. Clint Eastwood The Good Bad and Ugly of TC

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    Which one are you, Rod or Tod?
     
  10. GavCFC1

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    Do we not have green nets when we play in Europe? I know we used to anyway
     
  11. Murph-E

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    Much as I do love Celtic matches, sometimes they're nowhere near as funny to watch as a good comedy show. Hire a comedian to stand at the dug-out, give him a microphone and let him crack jokes for 90 minutes. He could make the obligatory "hey I thought [VISITING MANAGER'S SURNAME] was the only clown allowed in the dugout! Heyooooo" gag every single time.
     
  12. shendr18

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    buy a full team of players with the same last names of the best footballers and pay them millions a year

    tony messi, fred ronaldo, gary toure etc etc
     
  13. Murph-E

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    Love it.
     
  14. Celticbhoy97

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    Let shove a Tesco scanner machine in aswell, so Soccer has something to do on Matchday.
     
  15. Murph-E

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    Memories of SpellCheck made me want to revive this thread.

    Bringing the custard back to Celtic Park.
     
  16. Student12

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    How would you see the lines if they were the same colour as the grass? :56:

    Or am I missing something?
     
  17. Derrybhoy1

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    You mustn't be aware of the famous Soccer :smiley-laughing002:
     
  18. Derrybhoy1

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    :56::56::56::56:
     
  19. Sonny Crockett

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  20. Student12

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    Oh, no I know about him :56:

    I didn't realise that was him though! I thought he changed his username to Stokes :56:

    Makes sense now :56::56: