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Skid Marks in your pants ???

Discussion in 'TalkCeltic Pub' started by faw cough, May 19, 2013.

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  1. faw cough Gold Member Gold Member

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    Noticed there i had a skidder on my boxers.

    Shameful and disgusting and umcalled for.

    Anyone else had a skidder on their * years ?
     
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    No, only wear underwear once mate then bin it. Never check.
     
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  4. faw cough Gold Member Gold Member

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    Durty knackers
     
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  5. faw cough Gold Member Gold Member

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    Nice.
     
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  6. TimFloyd Gold Member

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    My Mrs always complains that I ruin the towels from flossing
     
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    Tried to squeeze out a little fart the other day but sharted. At the time I was busy eating one of them big chocolate cream doughnuts from Greggs so the misses pulled my trousers down and gave it a little clean up for me which was nice of her
     
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    Only when I scratch my * crack.
     
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  9. FATLAZYBHOY Born in the steamie Gold Member

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    when you get older your * gets bigger, so the strain on your undercrackers/boxers get multiplied. so the cloth covering your humongous * has to escape somewhere or risk tearing, so the only escape route is into your crack, thus ending in skid-mark syndrome.

    duh... it's called physics.

    [​IMG]
     
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  10. Spring Time Gold Member Gold Member

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    Was it definately you?
     
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  11. CH4 Gold Member Gold Member

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    Wow nice thread
     
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  12. faw cough Gold Member Gold Member

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    Sorry.
     
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  14. CH4 Gold Member Gold Member

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    Better be
     
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    * happens
     
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    When was the last time you had a skidmark?
     
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    I only roll with black or navy boxers these days. No skids on me.
     
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  18. CH4 Gold Member Gold Member

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    When was the last time you had one?
     
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  19. Buster Gold Member Gold Member

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    Would'nt know myself Bob, l change my boxers on the first day of every month, whether they need it or not.
     
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  20. Paul67 Administrator Administrator

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    Game of skidmark tennis here.

    It's when it ends up on your jeans that you're in trouble.
     
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