Any funny stories from when at the game?

I was at a game at CP last season and I was sitting with my mates cause there were loads of empty seats. He was sitting in front of me and to the right, he turned round to ask me something and the seat went up, he didn't know and went to sit down and fell strtaight on his *. The next game my other mate stood up tapped him on the shoulder and said 'remember you fell last week' and started laughing. He went toi sit back down and done the exact same thing.

I don't think I've ever laughed so much.

 

nothing that funny but some old dude at hamilton away last season (rasmussen 1-0) who said every derogatory term possible about the ref. it went "ya * something something something something something something something something *". the missing words were endless. got a massive applause at the end.

 

Me' and three of my mates went to Perth for St J game with no tickets ,didn't get any
Me and one mate went home to Airdrie to the pub ,about 4 hrs later the other two turned up soakin wet they managed to get a lift to Auchenkilns r about 8 miles from the pubdecided to take a shortcut they had to climb a fence in doing so Mark ripped his trousers they then made it out the field and were walking up the hard shoulder when Mark says "what a * day all the way to Perh with no ticket don't get one Celtic draw dropped at Cumbernauld climb a fence rip my trousers and it starts to * rain it can't get any worse than that," took two more steps and fell down a manhole (it was pitch black)
There's only one Mark Sullivan

 

Not so much at the game but when i was a kid and my da was bringing me over on teh old p&o boat from larne , im near sure it has 3 teirs on it but we were on the top tear and there was loads huns outside on the bottom teir who were traveling on the same boat . When i was that age i was sick every single time i traveled and on this tim ei was sick from the top tier of the boat and the wind carried every single drop of it all over the huns on the bottom teir,lol, all over their heads and into their pints they were drinking,lol. There were * discusted and they couldnt start anything because i was a child,lol

 

Sounds like a * tbh. Bet he felt brilliant making fun of the laddy who was only trying to do his job. * probably a glory hunting hun. Would rather not be associated with fans like that

 

Get a life it was funny as *

 

Nahh i didnt find it funny pal. Sorry for not having a life because i dont have the same humour as you

 

One of the best laughs I've ever had at a game, was at Parkhead against Aberdeen, a few years back. It was a game near Easter, and an Aberdeen fan was dressed up as a big rooster, dancing up and down the away fans area. The sheepshagger just wouldn't sit on his *, despite being warned by the polis. This nutter just wanted to bam up the Celtic fans big time, and the Aberdeen fans thought it was great, but the next thing the Polis waded in and huckled him. Almost spontaneously the Celtic fans started singing "Where's your Chicken gone, where's your chicken gone", as this poor sheepshagger was being paraded around the track, en-route to the Meat waggon. Anyone else recall this, it was hilarious.

 

Agreed

 

I think I was at that game, I can just remember an aberdeen fan getting took away by the polis.

 

Remember at a half built Celtic Park we were playing Kilmarnock and a guy was going down for a pish in the 2nd half when the ball came into the stand, it came straight at him and he caught it on his knee and started playing keepy up with it, he did this for about 20 seconds then volley'd the ball back to the Killie player and gave him the vickie, it was hilarious Myself I have only had 2 broken bones in my life, first I fell up the stairs at Swinecastle on the day McGeady made his debut and broke my nose, then I fell down the stairs at Celtic Park on the first game of the season a couple of years back and broke my wrist, didn't even have anything to drink before the game both times to blame it on, and we didn't win either game.

 

i would be pretty annoyed if i was sitting near this guy, the smell of smoke makes me feel sick. Im glad he got booted out, *.

 

Was brilliant Smileyy, full stadium was belting it oot, and there was this big chicken, being marched round the track in handcuffs

 

^^^ I was at this game as well. If i remember correctly it was funny, but i remember the response from the Aberdeen fans being less funny. It was a chorus of 'wheres the title gone' or something like that. Obviously we had just lost the league a week or two previous.

 

Got smacked right in the face by the barca second goalie pinto when he was warming up Valdes in the 3 2 barca game a few years ago ,ball just came out of no where and hit me

 

I've got a good few :icon_mrgreen:

When I was younger, I used to sneak into the games, one time me and my mate tried sneaking into the lounge to get free pies aswell, the steward said "Naw mate, you're no getting in without a pass!" and we came up with the old excuse "My uncles got my pass" and he just never let us by. Then he walked forward about two steps and my and my mate just snuck right around the steps and into the lounge right behind his back, He must of felt like a right *

Another time I was standing at the back of the goals with a Bovril in my hand, and Celtic were training, it was a little early in the game and I started stretching my arms (with the bovril on my right hand) and Samaras missed the goal and smacked the hand with my bovril on it, I was raging! But I laugh at it now.

During the Arsenal game where we were beat 2-0 at CP, me and my mate went to see the players at the tunnel before the game ended, then the guy said to my mate "Go back to your seat" and my mate said "Naw I wanty see the players" and then the steward said "I'll kick you out son!" and my mate just hit back with "Kick me out, the games finished" I just burst out laughing

 

Picture the scene, Celtic park 1987, the ball goes out for a Celtic throw just in front of the old jungle... One of our mates 14yr old at the time (quite chubby then with beer bottle glasses) was working as a ball boy when he tried to leap the hoarding and he went flying, glasses up in the air etc.. pmsl writing this just now, when he landed to a full stadium laughing like * and preceded with a rendition of spot, spot the looney and specky,specky,specky,specky....We make sure he still gets reminded of it now and again.Was absolutely hilarious, especially as we knew him so well..

 

Around about the early 70's Celtic played Queens Park in a pre season friendly at Lesser Hampden. Hardly any police or stewards or whatever they had in these days so about 90% of the crowd either skipped in or climbed the old corregated iron fencing.

Celtic scored about 7 or 8 goals that night and every time they did there was a full scale pitch invasion which took about 5 minutes to clear each
time. The game must have took over 2 hours to finish.

 

I'm in love with this thread

 

Brilliant thread!!!