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Scariest situation you've ever been in

Discussion in 'TalkCeltic Pub' started by Saul Goodman, Aug 26, 2010.

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  1. atomicvertigo

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    aye he was your stereotypical brit hun, i don't talk to my sister now the cow told so many different stories about the event, 2 days after being back in glasgow i collapsed and ended up in hospital with a fractured skull,the dr couldn't believe i flew back and was still alive.

    at the time there was a guy bombing brit bases in germany and he went to my old school so the * put 2 and 2 together and came up with 5.

    i was in some nick my head was all cuts i had a big cut down my face where he tried to slash me and my elbow had a deep laceration, and at heathrow i got pulled by customs and grilled by them coincedence i think not.

    on the whole a rather unpleasant expierence.
     
  2. MairtinH2

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    But great crack at the end of the day mate :icon_mrgreen: :smiley-laughing002:

    In all seriousness, a rather lucky escape all the same with the whole being accused of being in the provos, many of people that were wrongfully accused to serve an agenda did not get to make it home. Either being shot dead by the scum or being wrongfully imprisoned. Was about to ask who your sister sided with, what a * of a woman.
     
  3. atomicvertigo

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    aye mate she is a a * of a woman, the militarys cid soon shat it when i told them i was going to the press and they would all over this story like a * rash.

    * rats her and the military :50: * i was a skinny wee 21 yr old head full of daftness i thought theses bams are at the wind up saying im in the provos tbf i was * it tho.
     
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  4. MairtinH2

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    False imprisonment for many of years would have anybody shatting it to be fair :smiley-laughing002:
     
  5. faw cough Gold Member Gold Member

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    I know a couple of lads who were took by the brits,blindfolded took in a helicopter and could hear the brits say throw him out.

    The chopper would flyy about for a bit and then lower to the ground,right enough they did throw them out,but it was only a couple of foot from the ground.

    That would have scared the * out of me :56:
     
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    true :50:
     
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    Seeing a 2 year old boy stepping out into a busy road just the other week, my heart was in my mouth as soon as I saw it, thankfully his mother returned from the shop just in time to grab him
     
  8. Bonobhoy

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    Sleep Paralysis, twice now,some really scary terrifying * that is man.

    I awoke to find myself lying on a stone table,unable to move anthing but my eyes,i wasnt tied down,it was dark place,like i was in a medieval castle..i managed to look around and in the dark i saw outlines of old furniture,then is the quietness of the dark room i heard a chittering noise to my right hand side behind me,i managed to move my eyes in the direction and hiding behing this old cupboard was old demon looking * thing,looked like the old version of nosfetatu,it appeared to look at me and its eyes light up in red and it snarled....i then begun the * of my pants part,i could scream out or move and it started moving towards me,i did what most people would probably do and remeber closing my eyes praying the * thing wouldve dissapeared,my chest was feeling pressure and i couldnt breathe properly,a crushing feeling,then after about 5 seconds i opened my eyes,praying it was over......as my eyelids opened,the * demon looking thing was sitting on my chest staring at me,breathing onto my nose,i can tell you this i have never before shat myself in real life like i did,i tried to scream and * all would come out,then all of a sudden i awoke from my dream state,lying on the couch i fell asleep on.....still unable to really move i noticed everything in my living room by moving my head yet again slightly......to which i heard the chittering noise again and a dark shadow move behind me.....then nothing.......i could move after as usual.....SCARY AS * TO ME....

    Stress does this i hear,and also lying on your back,your lungs flail down into your body,therefor setting of the dream state on unable to move....
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    Anyways sweet dreams ppl
     
  9. McChiellini..

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    That sounds like torture..

    I was woke or so I thought with something similar I was lying on my side though and felt someone spooning me but I couldn't breath and get them off me for what seemed ages then all of a sudden it stopped,I got up put the light on in a state of sweats and stress..

    Told people and they all said it must have been a dream,I wouldn't rule it out but it was unlike any I've had before..

    What I will say though is that any nightmare I've had when your trying to scream and you can't it's usually a bad dream and nothing else
     
  10. Bonobhoy

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    For any of you guys about to go to bed,these are the sleep paralysis demons: enjoy

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    MUUHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAAAH....he gonna get ya
     
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    If I was home alone is be petrified right now..

    It's like crimewatch from years ago that famous saying at the end 'don't have nightmares sleep tight'..
    Too * late the efits have * me now..
     
  12. Jack Torrance Heeeeeere's Johnny! Gold Member

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    Had a few sleep paralysis episodes- In one I fell out the bed and then this * demon thing came crawling in through the door with a big grin on it's face and came right up to me- couldn't move or nothing and woke up screaming like a dafty

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    Does taking acid also do this to people? :97:

    Only joking mate :icon_mrgreen:
     
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    Demon shemon good luck with this one Courtney Love stand over your bed!
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    *,ye i heard that....i wish it was then i wouldnt take it,but this * just creeps up on anyone when they are least expecting it.:bbpd:
     
  16. MairtinH2

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    Sleep paralysis should be more worried about me creeping up on it :50:
     
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    I just read this thread for the first time. That Boston post is creepy as * :smiley-laughing002:
     
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    Was in a car that rolled a couple of times a couple of weeks ago. * craic. Everyone ok thankfully
     
  19. goodybhoy

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    knifes are nothing sometimes (depending on circumstances). You can run away or at least give yourself distance. Try getting robbed at gun point (which I have .... Twice) it wasn't as scary as I thought it would be cuz the 2 guys were trying to rob my mate, who shifted a bit over here in AZ. I kinda figured they wouldn't shoot me unless I gave them a reason to. They just wanted my mates money (and mine, *) took my back pack with my 2 passports in it 2 weeeks before I was suppose to be going back to Scotland for my best mates wedding, which I was the best man and missed it. Felt like *! But I've had my fair share of knives and even buckfast pens pulled on me (polmont) haha they used to send us them If we would write them letters telling them how big of fans we were to them. The thing about a knife aswell is if your fighting n u get stabbed, you can hardly feel it due to the adrenaline. Feels like someone just punched you really hard n you get a kinda dead arm feeling. After u stop fighting, you tend to realize you've been stabbed. My mate back home got stabbed in the back and the bladde snapped.

    actual scariest moment for me at the actual time was either waiting on my high court sentence or when I got locked in a factory me n my mates snuck into and my mates ran off cuz they saw a car pulling up. So they closed the part we broke into n I couldn't get out. Stuck in this big scary unused factory for about 2 hours crying like a little *. Was about 11-12ish. Doesn't sound like much but at the time, I was panting it
     
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    Was on holiday in Spain with a bunch of mates when I was 20. Did the usual drinking, clubbing etc. One day we started on the shots earlier and ended up in a pub/club. It was the usual young guys on holiday getting hammered and trying to pull. I went to the toilet and must have feel asleep. When I walked out, the club was empty apart from the folk cleaning up. So off I stumbled to my hotel. There were two routes back. The longer way, along the front or the quick way, up a hill and down some dodgy dark steps behind hotels and houses. I took the quick way. Belted down the steps no hassle and was on the home straight. I was two minutes away from my hotel, passed a car when this guy jumped out the dark and punched me in the throat. A full on smack. I was struggling to breath. Then four other guys jumped out from nowhere. One grabbed me holding a knife at my throat, while the others laid in to to me and tried to grab my wallet. I had that moment of "*, you need to do something". I threw my head back and cracked the nose of the guy that was holding me. Then started swinging wildly at the guy. I think they were shocked at a * up Scottish guy screaming at them and trying to take them on. I got a good few punches in. It didnt last long. One of them grabbed a brick or a rock and smacked me with it. I hit the deck and they booted the * out of me. Realised at that moment, I should have just let them take my wallet. Hindsight is wonderful. I genuinely thought they were going to kill me. They laid into me for 10min, kicking my head etc and then legged it. I was in a bit of a mess. Took a while to get over it. Anytime was in a club I was on edge.

    The worst thing I've been involved in didnt happen to me directly. I was walking home from a work night out and passed a guy lying at the side of the street. His mates were all surrounding him shouting. i thought the guy was *. I noticed all this water running down the street and then I realised it was blood. Turns out the guy had been crossing the road and boyracer jumped the lights. He hit the boy full on and sped off. I went back to help him and his mates - had just done a first aid course at work and thought I could help. I remember his face to this day, he was about 18. He was covered in blood, making this horrible gurgling sound. Me and another guy tried to do our best but we couldnt do much. There was too much blood and his injuries were horrific. The paramedics arrived and we left them to it. Went into work the next day still in a bit of shock. I went into the elevator and looked down. My shoes and jeans were covered in blood. Found out later the guy was left with servere brain damage and in a wheelchair. All because of an idiot jumping the light. The noise the boy was making was the worst thing I've heard.
     
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