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if you were going to finish with someone by letter!

Discussion in 'TalkCeltic Pub' started by alsybhoy, Oct 8, 2010.

Discuss if you were going to finish with someone by letter! in the TalkCeltic Pub area at TalkCeltic.net.

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  1. alsybhoy

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    if you were about to finish a relationship by writeing them a letter? what would you say:icon_mrgreen:. this could be good lol
     
    alsybhoy, Oct 8, 2010
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  2. Mr. Slippyfist

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    Finished my last one off by text...felt a bit * about it now but saved lot of hassle at the time like:52:
     
    Mr. Slippyfist, Oct 8, 2010
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  3. Marie Bookmaker

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    :eek1::nonono: bad bhoys...that is nasty
     
    Marie, Oct 8, 2010
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  4. Mr. Slippyfist

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    :icon_mrgreen:
     
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  5. Scarecrow

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    Dear ...
    Leave me a * lone.

    Yours Sincerely,
    Declan

    p.s. im * your sister.
     
    Scarecrow, Oct 8, 2010
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  6. alsybhoy

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    could do a homer simpson one?

    dear baby!
    welcome to dumpville!]
    population? you!:icon_mrgreen:
     
    alsybhoy, Oct 8, 2010
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  7. The The Hand

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    I would find some poetic way to say it Alsy - break the news gently likes.

    Let's see...

    "I'm not sure how to put this. You know how a relationship can be a bit like a ship, a galleon on the seas of life, taking the stormy winds with the fair winds? Aye, well... ermm... woman overboard!"

    :56:
     
    The The Hand, Oct 8, 2010
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  8. alsybhoy

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    agenius mate:icon_mrgreen:
     
    alsybhoy, Oct 8, 2010
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  9. albashamrock

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    Dear Clare/Susan/Debbie/Fiona/Caroline,

    My dinner wasn't on the table at 6.02pm last night when I got in. I am writing this to tell you that it's over.

    I am sick of your nagging

    - I have a headache
    - I can't carry the new washing machine by myself up the stairs
    - Why have you got lipstick on your collar?
    - Whose bra is this?
    - How am I supposed to prepare a meal for 12 with the loaves and fishes you bought?
    - Can I come out of the kitchen now?
    - I'm not fixing the aerial in this thunderstorm
    - No I don't know the recipe to dominoes pizzas to save you money
    - Why did you buy a lazyboy chair for yourself instead of a sofa for us? Am I meant to sit on the floor?

    The list goes on. I treated you well. You had your chance so it's over

    Not Yours Now

    Albashamrock
     
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  10. Gordybhoy1967

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    i think a letter would be a really * way to do it so no, i wouldnt
     
    Gordybhoy1967, Oct 8, 2010
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  11. shaun.f

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    dear whatsyourpuss. alan sugar wants to speak to you.:bbpd:
     
    shaun.f, Oct 8, 2010
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  12. albashamrock

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    Roses are Red
    Violets are Blue
    You wore those colours
    So we are through
     
    albashamrock, Oct 8, 2010
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  13. CH4 Gold Member Gold Member

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    well hen......
    to tell you the truth, i am sick and tired of you moaning all the time
    your bad breath makes me want to boak, your as much use as a
    chocolate poker,i feel you can do more than one thing at a time,* and
    moan sounds about right to me, i am off to pick up my thia mail order bride
    so dont forget to get your roots done.

    ps,please google "how to boil an egg"


    I AM Free
     
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  14. Wilkie1888

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    Yer a * ride?

    Wanked better

    P.s match.com
     
    Wilkie1888, Oct 8, 2010
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  15. JohnBhoyCfc1

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    I don't like it when you talk, I only like it when your sucking my *, either you have * with me or you have * with me, I learned alot of * moves in China. *, *, I wanna have * with your *, What time is it? Its *.

    Remember to give your sister this because you've been dumped.
     
    JohnBhoyCfc1, Oct 8, 2010
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  16. Mr. Slippyfist

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    " We have completely different standards when it comes to housework.
    When you clean the toilet, you wipe the seat, bleach and scrub the bowl, flush, bleach again and then you leave it for a half-an-hour before finally flushing again....

    When I clean the toilet I just * as hard as I can on the * stains!"
     
    Mr. Slippyfist, Oct 8, 2010
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  17. markeyboy

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    Dear Betty

    Since you told me you are a chick with a * I have found you somewhat less attractive, I am writing to tell you that I have found love with another woman (woman would be underlined)

    Your sister is a fantastic ride :50:
     
    markeyboy, Oct 8, 2010
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  18. Mr. Slippyfist

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    "I'm so sorry to tell you this by letter Elizabeth,
    but ever since I found out you surname was Fritzl it's been really wierd for me...plus I don't think your dad likes me too much"
     
    Mr. Slippyfist, Oct 8, 2010
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  19. Paul67 Administrator Administrator

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    Right cunto, I'm off.
     
    Paul67, Oct 8, 2010
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  20. CH4 Gold Member Gold Member

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    :56::56::56:
     
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