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When was the last time you shat yourself?

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  1. Mr. Slippyfist

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    This afternoon for me.

    Had the diarrhoea all morning, up all night with the black bile.

    Dragged myself to work after the docs, drove up to work, got into the car park - just about to get out of the car when I tried to fart......big mistake!

    Just as well I'd lifted a change of clothes, or more importantly pantaloons....

    :56::56::56:
     
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  2. Notorious Gold Member Gold Member

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    Thought this was a Wrigley thread for a minute. :56:
     
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  3. Cena Never Give Up Gold Member

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    When i was about 5 had a few close calls though
     
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  4. faw cough Gold Member Gold Member

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    Few years ago
     
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  5. Bobo_

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    Not since college. The glory days
     
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  6. celtic warrior

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    Got lashed, ended up in hospital and woke up covered in it.

    Thankfully to this day I still don't remember a single thing about it.
     
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  7. Twisty Sack the board Gold Member

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    Might just * myself just now.

    Nothing worse than that dodgy is it a fart or * moment.
     
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  8. Sporting CP Bhoy

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    Sometime in my 20's, which was back in my booze soaked 90's...*, that was a long time ago, I'm not looking forward to old age because one would think that soiling yourself could become a more common occurrence....

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  9. honda Gold Member Gold Member

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    Depends what were classing as * yourself. Full blown pants filled leg covered mess, or we puml that squirted a small wet patch the size of a tennis ball.

    If the first then as a kid in greece. If the other last week :56:
     
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  10. Jackie Daytona Gold Member Gold Member

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    Haven't since I was a kid but was genuinely worried about doing so only last year :giggle1: Ate some dodgy food in Malaysia when I was in Kuala Lumpur and saw more of the city's public toilets than I did tourist attractions in the 2 days I was there.

    Anyway, boarded a flight to Thailand and all was fine for most of the flight as I was seated pretty near the toilet. Until landing, when the seatbelt sign went on. Longest 15 minutes of my life.
     
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    I remember years ago i was walking home from work, suddenly out of the blue i * myself, had to walk another mile or so with a big jobby lodged in my underpants, and stuck to my *.
     
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    An actual full scale * ? How did you not anticipate that was about to happen haha ? Mind boggling.
     
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  13. The Prof Administrator Administrator

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    It was a full size jobby mate, certainly wasn't expecting it, mind you i did mangage to salvage the underpants, in fact i've still got them today. :50:
     
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    634FAF7C-0FC3-40F5-9BF4-A12DF664BFA0.jpeg
     
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    Scenery behind looks alright as well..
     
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  17. Gyp Rosetti Gold Member

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    Just out of surgery in 2005 in the hdu....bursting for a * (basically too in my guts out and lapped them back in....back log of * probably since i was born) but couldn't go when they brought in the wheelie toilet.
    So asked them just to stick a paper under my backside and just let it go.

    Was a messy a fair and nurses don't get paid enough
     
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