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Discussion in 'TalkCeltic Pub' started by superleigh, Mar 15, 2016.

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  1. Pablo87 Gold Member Gold Member

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    got a dodgy stomach the now so am scared to fart, might had take spare boxers to the game lol
     
    Pablo87, Aug 17, 2016
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  2. blackfish Screaming from beneath the waves...

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    Back in the day when I stood at tunnel 7 in the jungle (the Celtic end of centre on the upper section to the left of the hard core under the television gantry walkway) there would always be one or two farts at every game that fell into the category of "seek urgent medical attention pal", I mean vile beyond any possible comprehension with a deadly effect and a very wide blast area.

    Farting, when alone in a house with a fully tiled bathroom, is the ultimate in acoustic puerile childish entertainment. One could only dream that it would be like letting rip in the millennium dome with a microphone attached to your bottom and all the amps switched on
     
    blackfish, Aug 17, 2016
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    Nothing says love more than cupping a real warm one and throwing it in the wife's face.
     
    ScottBhoy+, Aug 18, 2016
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    nudge1086, Aug 19, 2016
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    I introduced my girlfriend to a new experience the other night. She was completely unaware of the term "Dutch Oven".

    She knows now. :50:
     
    CheGuevara, Aug 19, 2016
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    The Prof, Aug 19, 2016
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    CheGuevara, Aug 19, 2016
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    Did she plop her clogs?
     
    Mr. Slippyfist, Aug 19, 2016
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    The best ones are the hot burny ones that are on the dangerous side of becoming liquid. Russian roulette wie the pants.
     
    10/4 Kemosabe, Aug 19, 2016
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