Phrases that make you want to die :/

YOLO makes me want to jump off a bridge,

see the worse phrase of all has to be "on it like a car bonnet!!!!!" away and blow smoke oot yer * ffs ufft that really grinds my gears...... grinds my gears is another one..

 

I don;t think a phrase has ever made me want to die but going by some of the posts in here I'm glad I don't use facebook.

The wife watches that Jeremy Kyle and she is always saying that it all leads back to facebook these days :smiley-laughing002:

 

The JK show also makes me want to put my brain in a blender.

 

"celtic are the catholic club and rangers are the protestant club"

 

Slightly off topic, but a few weeks ago when Neil Armstrong died I was browsing facebook and went on a RIP Neil Armstrong page to see what it said. Some * had genuinely wrote ''let's see how many likes and shares we can get for Neil Armstrong, it's what he would have wanted.'' * hate * like that. The guy was the first man to ever go to the moon, but all he wanted was a couple of thousand likes on facebook.

 

Anything to do with being a 'LAD', including UniLAD and all that *. The worse is when someone calls another person it, whether or not on Facebook or in real life. Anyway, I've found most people that go in for that patter are fuds though so...

Also, not a phrase but those instagram hashtag things on Facebook. For example:

#sun #sea #sand #pimms #chillax #bob #marley

What a stressful post

 

Only half of that is right, unfortunately.

 

Usually use the "hide" function if someone is posting * statuses on a consistant basis.

However, it * me off when an ugly/average looking lassie posts something brilliant, gets no likes then a pretty lassie posts the same thing and gets 20+ likes.

* disgusts me!

...and lets not forget those generic youtube * wanting likes for their comments too!

 

Hate it when people post random song lyrics to show their emotions. We get it. Your upset and too retarded to use your own words to show it. No-one gives a *.

 

Also so many things tabloid newspapers say. Half the time they use words that actually make no sense. I can't stand it when they say ace and star though. They always do it when there's a headline about a player. Its either that or flop. The only 3 words tabloid "journalists" know to describe a football player. Reading tabloids actually makes me feel sick. I especially hate it in the Sun when they capitalise random words for no reason. * these people are * retards. I feel so angry after posting this.

 

Talk Celtic poster BLASTS red tops in FOUL mouthed RANT

 

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YOLO
Epic
Awsome
Anyone who refers to themselves as the lads

 

I dont use facebook as it seems to turn even smart people into idiots. I generally have very few worthwhile thoughts during the day and I am sure most people are the same, so why people feel a need to share their brain farts with others in order to achieve a sense of belonging and self worth is beyond me.

But anyway, phrases I hate. Absolute worst is how people use "literally". I detest it. Either using it when there is no need to: "I was literally soaking", or "I literally cannot believe it" (as if you can be non-literally soaking or non believing). Or even worse using it when you clearly mean the exact opposite: "I was literally gutted/boiling/crushed", etc. Instant sign of an idiot in my opinion. I hate it

 

on sky sports news when they actually say RVP and AVB . why not just say van persie or villas boas it takes the same amount of * time . its different if your writing it but saying it ?? come on to *

 

I hate the women on facebook who post every single detail about their baby. "first tooth coming" "baby didn't sleep last night" "that's him 6 months now"

I don't give a * about your wean pal.

 

'its not my strong point' why not just say im * * at that!

 

The word 'Bouncebackability'. Use 'resilience' instead you fud.

 

"roll on the weekend with ma boyyyyyyy xxxx <3"

 

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