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You know you're getting old when...

Discussion in 'TalkCeltic Pub' started by Sean Daleer, Jul 17, 2018.

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  1. Sean Daleer Free Palestine Gold Member

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    You make all sorts of primal noises getting up from a chair.

    You try to convince your 19 year old son that Radio 2 has the best tunes.

    You need to spend 28 seconds longer in front of the toilet when doing a * just to make sure you drain all of it.

    Any more?
     
    Sean Daleer, Jul 17, 2018
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  2. Sean Daleer Free Palestine Gold Member

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    You roll a joint then find half a one you nipped 30 minutes previous but forgot about.

    That's a good one though.
     
    Sean Daleer, Jul 17, 2018
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  3. cidermaster Gold Member Gold Member

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    When you follow through on the Vicar's head!
     
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  4. Callum McGregor The Captain Gold Member

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    Everyone in school now, wasn’t alive when the World Wide Web didn’t exist.
     
    Callum McGregor, Jul 17, 2018
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  5. MagnificentSeven Charly Musonda CSC

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    When Christmas Day & birthdays just feel like another day...
     
    MagnificentSeven, Jul 17, 2018
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  6. JC Anton Get yer, hats, scarfs badges & tapes

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    When your Mrs buys you clothes from the supermarket and you think, that’s decent..
     
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  7. JC Anton Get yer, hats, scarfs badges & tapes

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    When nothing has changed on the electoral role, but the fact they send a mildly threatening letter to update them sends you in to a rage and you phone them to complain about the tone of the letter..

    :56:
     
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  8. Pablo87 Gold Member Gold Member

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    :56::56::56:you know what, I got the letter last week thinking cheeky *!

    Then done it online and left it at that :84:
     
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  9. Pablo87 Gold Member Gold Member

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    When you crack a joke about dial up and the younger generation ask "what's dial up" :31:
     
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  10. Marty McFly Whoa, this is heavy

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    ...you spend your evening watering your grass/hanging baskets/plants and * LOVE IT!!
     
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  11. Callum McGregor The Captain Gold Member

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    There are people who don't remember the earliest memes.
     
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  12. muaythai postie

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    When your on holiday and coming back to the hotel when all the younger ones are just going out...* :55:
     
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    You hear yourself groaning loudly when you have to pick something up off the floor.
    You talk to yourself out loud so you don't forget what it is you are actually doing.
    Your decision when buying clothes is influenced by the functionality and capacity of the pockets.
     
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  14. JC Anton Get yer, hats, scarfs badges & tapes

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    When you see a beautiful 20 something and you’re more attracted to her Maw....
     
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  15. Seán Mac D Gold Member Gold Member

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    Picked up a short-sleeved shirt in Matalan thinking 'here that's no bad'

    Looked up and seen a big 'Perfect for Dads' sticker above it. Put it back on the rail and walked straight out.
     
    Seán Mac D, Jul 17, 2018
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  16. Callum McGregor The Captain Gold Member

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    That’s never been an age thing, for me.
     
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    When you have an experienced football manager and you remember when he came through the youth system to make his 1st team debut
     
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  18. Marie Bookmaker

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    You start saying things like " When I was your age..." " You young ones have got it easy..."
     
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  19. _DannyBhoy_ Gold Member Gold Member

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    I’m not old but my maw walks into a room with great intentions and forgets what she was going to do so then asks me what she was going to do. :56::56:
     
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  20. _DannyBhoy_ Gold Member Gold Member

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    I get this all the time :giggle1:
     
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