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Worst ever "sicknote" signings?

Discussion in 'Celtic Chat' started by Mr. Slippyfist, Aug 15, 2018.

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  1. Mr. Slippyfist Better than PEP! Gold Member

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    I'll be brutally honest, my memory is getting worse so I'll only be adding in 4 players.

    Shaun Maloney in his 2nd spell up here was a disaster - wee * spent more time on the treatment table than on the pitch.

    Derk Boeriggter is like a bogeyman round these parts now - supposedly £3m we forked out for the * and he only played about 15 games in 3 seasons

    Steven Mouyokolo - signed for * all with a horrendous injury past - injured after his 2nd game with us, pretty sure he's retired now having played his last game for us in 2014.

    Now we have "Starvin" Marvin Compper - been here since January, played a grand total of ONE game.

    Any other waste of spaces yous can think about?
     
  2. Rendog

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    Thomas rogne was one that seemed to always get injured

    Edit: it's harsh saying he's one of the worst ever actually
     
  4. Rendog

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  5. andybhoy94 Gold Member Gold Member

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    Did we not sign that hooiveld under mowbray in january and he got injured straight away and missed the rest of the season.
     
  6. jj81 Ya flamin' galah

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    Derk no question
     
  7. Idioteque I’ll laugh until my head comes off

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  8. Keano88 Gold Member Gold Member

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    Derk at the moment but Compper is giving him a run.
     
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  9. HTG "I have an uncle who does Yoga"

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    Derk 100%, compper is a mystery but it'll be hard to beat derk sitting in the wilderness for 2 years.
     
  10. Idioteque I’ll laugh until my head comes off

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    291E9FF5-F8D4-47B8-952B-3D99F0FDC807.png Jozo has seen his fair share of the treatment table
     
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  14. dowdalshillcelt

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    I would give to derk ,
     
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    That * Boeriggter was my most hated signing ever.

    Not only was he a * cripple, he had an abnormal head and facial features that just annoyed the * out of me.

    There are some players whose deformed appearnce just makes me hate them.

    I wish nothing but ill on him. Hope he's aborted.
     
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    Best bit about Derk was his * star stunner of a bird!
     
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    Nah, the song was the best thing about him.
     
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    Another guy should be out the door I said this.... And someone's reply was what about dembele and griff...... At least when they are fit the make a big contribution to the cause

    Sent from my AUM-L29 using Tapatalk
     
  19. BigJessie Gold Member Gold Member

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    Derk and Compper, easily the worst in recent times.