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Worst Ever Facebook Status ..

Discussion in 'TalkCeltic Pub' started by Rossenspeil, Mar 11, 2012.

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  1. Rossenspeil

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    'My hoover belt just broke .. thank * I had a spare!'

    :56: :56: :56:

    Some daft bint on my friends list just wrote this, I still can't comprehend someone actually felt they had to share this with the world.

    Can anyone beat that?
     
  2. Jungle Bhoy

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    The ones that really annoy me pop-up at New Year.

    "2011 has been *, worst year ever, hope 2012 is better." (Nothing dramatic happened, like deaths etc).

    Ermm I'm pretty sure you posted a similar status last year. So why not instead of doing * all with yourself, just hoping it will "get better" actually do something about it and make this year better.

    Guarantee these same people will post the same status again this New Year!!


    Other ones that annoy me are people in clubs etc and they check-in saying "having such a good night", Mate; if you were having that good a night you wouldn't be siting in a club on facebook!!
     
  3. Sonny Crockett

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    What's a status
     
  4. Jungle Bhoy

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    Oh...who the * has a spare hoover? :56::56:

    At what * point when your out shopping do you think "I've already got a hoover but I'll buy this one as a spare"
     
  5. Rossenspeil

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    Maybe she thought .. one day .. this will be an outstanding facebook status ..
     
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    Spare hoover belt lol
     
  7. TESLA Gold Member Gold Member

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    I've seen "Hungry" before ha
     
  8. faw cough Gold Member Gold Member

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    Hmmm OK.
     
  9. Jungle Bhoy

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    Planning for the future. Wise! :icon_mrgreen:
     
  10. Callum McGregor The Captain Gold Member

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    We could be here all day with the pointless * you find on Facebook but this was the first one I saw when I had a look:

    [​IMG]
     
  11. Rossenspeil

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    This just in ..

    'I've now been ironing for 3 hours, thank * it's all done, gonna get a cup of tea and watch Come Dine With Me'

    I shall alert the media ..
     
  12. Jungle Bhoy

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    People with posts like that on my Facebook too. They do lead an exciting life. :56:
     
  13. Seosamh Máirtín

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    Get those ones all the time.

    Hate the 'like if you like..' ones, as well. Sheer pointlessness.
     
  14. Callum McGregor The Captain Gold Member

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    'Why am I awake so early?'

    'Hungover'

    'Never drinking again'

    'Can't remember last night LOL'

    Get those every weekend.
     
  15. Slaw Gold Member Gold Member

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    'Like if you're online'

    My personal favourite :31:
     
  16. Rossenspeil

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    'Just back from the gym'

    'Can't sleep'

    'The things I do when I am drunk, how mental am I etc'

    'My kid just rolled over / did a * / grew a tooth / (insert trivial dull action) '
     
  17. The Golden God I am untethered and my rage knows no bounds Gold Member

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    "So tired"

    Go to bed then.
     
  18. Liam Scales Gold Member Gold Member

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    Generally from some attention seeking lassie;

    ''..i dont want to talk about it''

    Well * off and don't fish for sympathy on Facebook ya bint.
     
  20. Rossenspeil

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    'Can hardly keep my eyes open ..'

    Kudos on writing that on facebook with your eyes shut you *!