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Why has nobody invented ...........?..

Discussion in 'TalkCeltic Pub' started by auldbertie, Nov 17, 2016.

Discuss Why has nobody invented ...........?.. in the TalkCeltic Pub area at TalkCeltic.net.

  1. Bratfurdbhoy1

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  2. Pennywise You'll float anaw ya cunt Gold Member

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    Why you wanna look at people bones though ?
     
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  5. honda Gold Member Gold Member

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    A machine that automatically irons your clothes.
     
  6. Gyp Rosetti Gold Member

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    They have them, the * are a bit temperamental though. :84:
     
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    l've got one of them :52:
     
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    A way of clearing all your debt without actually paying anyone whilst carrying on as normal blaming everyone else.
     
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  9. honda Gold Member Gold Member

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    :56: aye preferably a moan free model
     
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  10. Peej Gold Member Gold Member

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    I'm sure someone has already thought of that one...can't remember where though.

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  11. Gyp Rosetti Gold Member

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    So that's what guides the flights in to Glasgow Airport. :84:
     
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  12. Bernie Bhoy Gold Member Gold Member

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    Hangover free alcohol. You get all the buzz when drinking but, in the morning. No sore head or hung over feeling.
     
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  13. Peej Gold Member Gold Member

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    Try drinking beer that isn't pumped with chemicals and added gas.


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  14. Bernie Bhoy Gold Member Gold Member

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    Don't drink a lot of beer mate an odd Guinness. I heard about the bubbles and chemicals a long time ago.. I do like a schnifter or three of malt though :60:
     
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    Alcohol would need to be diluted with water or something, to achieve that.
     
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    A tap with a warm setting for washing your hands. Instead of turning the tap on, the water being cold, then 10 seconds later it's giving you third degree burns.
     
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