Trivial things that annoy you?

when you walk into a room and forget why you went in, then 10 mins later you realise and have to get off your * to go do whatever it was.

when you have scratchy baws but your in piublic

when you need a massive fart but your in public

when you wake up but your more tired than when you went to bed

when you have to break a £5er/£10er in tesco for something under a pound

 

when blades talk about hair

 

lol! i know 3 of them aswell lol

 

people that eat with their mouth open and people who heavy breathe when they eat

loud,arrogant *

yappy wee dugs

snobs

wannabe snobs

people who are famous because their maw,da etc were

 

jeolous are we!!!!:icon_mrgreen::icon_mrgreen::icon_mrgreen::icon_mrgreen::icon_mrgreen::icon_mrgreen:

 

nup.just makes them look like fannies

 

Women who leave toilet seats down.

 

People who talk constant bullshit. (eg, there is a guy in my work who seems to get a coupon up every weekend, the guy should be a millionaire ).

Loud eaters.
People who don't wash their hands after the toilet.

 

When your trying to watch the TV or a film and the girl is sitting yapping in your lug, even when it is clear that I'm not interested in what she is saying.

 

When the doorbell goes and some one ask's you 'Who's that' before you've even left your seat

 

1. * that take longer than 10seconds when using a cash machine, muthafucker card in - 4 digit no. punched in - money oot - jog tha * oan, none of this dribbling down the screen checking every option while mashing the keypad with your sweaty hamfisted hoof with your other hoof clutching the other hauf dozen cards you must check. *.

2. Also * that walk 5 abreast down the pavement *?!? arseholes some hard gay * linedancing walk or something? I will steamroller through the lot of you idiots...

3. Other * that wait 15mins for the bus then get on it and fumble about for 10mins trying to find cash/card to pay the * fare, then drop it!!!!!!!!!!!!!! RARRRRR permarage mode - I mean * me what the * man, you where waiting 15 * mins did it not cross your mind to dig out the * fare or what? *.

4. Other * that get to the bottom of an escalator (right in front of you) then stop and look * confused and lost when they get off the * thing, holy * what the * were you doing on it in the first place? and them * have always got 'drag luggage' that you stomp on and they look at you as if your the bad guy? bawsacs.

 

women in supermarkets standing about gabberin,takin up the aisle.and it's always when its heavin.if you want tae have a fukin conversation have it somewhere you aren't in everycunts way

 

hate it when you get yourself comfortable in front of the T.V to watch something and realise the remote is across the room.

anything ever said by russell brand

people who when telling a joke can't stop laughing whilst trying to tell it

adverts - any kind. Annoying when you are getting into a programme and then 4 mins into it the ads come on for 5 mins

When people watch or attend risky comedy expecting something slightly dodgy to be said and then moan about it

people being selfish/impatient

people who choose to never work a day of their lives but expect the govt to provide them with everything. Ruins it for the people who are unemployed and want to be in employment

 

- pEopLe ThAt wRiTe lIKe ThIS.

- girls that plaster 15 inches of foundation

- The Daily Fail Mail

 

That fecking 'We buy any car advert' ... it was just on and I can feel my blood pressure rising,

 

People that when you try to show them something on the tv, start talking about something else and dont even look at what your trying to show them!

Celtic Park coppers and stewards!!

 

Nissan micras, constantly stuck behind them.

When you wave a car to come first and aswell as the driver thanking you so does the passanger!

Drivers that dont acknowledge you even though you had the right of way.

When you open a bottle and it fizzes up and takes ages to die down.

Last one, guys that mouth of to start fights but wont fling a punch till theyv got all theyr pals around them!

 

The go compare adverts! especially the one where he comes out the cupboard into the room of women and near the end his trousers go up and he has green and white socks on, and thennn the women says isnt that cheating, i always think isnt what cheating? surely im missing something in that * advert. i will try my best not to use their website just because of that advert!
oh and when people put question marks at the end of sentances because the think its cool and its not even a question. really annoys me.

 

Nagging women. Especially when they ask you to do something the second they say, well no, let me finish what I am doing first, then they get upset. Also when they dictate when and what you drink or eat. My fiancée insists I drink water every day, if she catches me with a bottle of Sprite she then rants on that it is unhealthy. Maybe it is unhealthy, but I seriously don't give a flying *, I am not drinking paint stripper.

People who have wide-screen monitors with 4:3 and 5:4 resolutions, making everything on the screen all stretched. When you fix it, they * and moan that you are messing around with their settings and demand you to change it back even if they agree it looks better. Same goes with games consoles, my friend has an Xbox 360 with a big 1080p TV with 3 HDMI slots, but he still uses the component cable with the * settings for an older TV making everything stretched. Why shell out for a big TV?

People who scratch and leave fingerprints on discs.

People who don't wash their hands before touching my computer.

People who don't take their shoes off at the door.

People who put their feet up on your sofa or on the table. You are a guest! Only family and close friends can do this.

People who eat in my room without permission.

The backwards society of young British people. I feel sorry for the genuine people stuck in a generation full of Muppet's and boring people. When I was at school, almost everyone was obsessed about getting wasted, sleeping with girls and gangs.

Gangs, chavs and neds. Don't need to explain.

Rap music about guns, violence, gangs, *, drugs and murder. It poisons the youth.

Benefit cheats. They bleed the system dry and give genuine claimants a bad name.