Trivial Things That Annoy You Thread

The amount of * breakfast radio hosts speak… trying to be funny. Just play some music ya *

 

Seriously, I'd rather listen to Tory Unionists than some of those breakfast radio try-too-*-hard-to-be-funny *.

 

The phrase stonewall penalty or stonewaller. Seems to be used every time someone thinks their should be a penalty.

 

Shops online asking you to round up the price of your purchase for their charity.

Go * yourself ya *, I choose my charities and ain't paying for you to announce all the "fantastic" charity money you are giving due to daft * topping up YOUR charity choice, which will also be a tax deductible ruse.

Shower of absolute *.

 

If the "Purge" ever becomes legal, I have already decided Chris Moyles is one of the first people I am beating to death with a customised cricket bat.

 

I imagine a few people will kill each other for the opportunity

 

I was driving back after the nightshift the other morning and one of these * was on. He told a story of how him and his burd do this hilarious thing of hiding from each other in their flat when they know the other one is about to return home. Apparently this fud had hid under the bed thinking his mrs was due in from work but she'd took a detour and went for the messages first. Oh the hilarity.

 

Absolute chronic listening.

 

Farting whilst wearing your Parka!

It lives in there, in fact I think it breeds!

gumphed this morning and it was still seeping out pong atom by pong atom two hours later and it bleached the walls when I took it off!

 

The end of a multi pack of crisps.

You think there’s loads left but in reality it’s just six of your least favourite flavour.

 

No a massive fan of the golf but they knobheads that shout “get in the hole” after just about every shot make me like it even less.
Shut the * up ya arseholes.


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Been saying this for years, where the * do you think they are aiming at lol.

 

Body clocks. I’m up and can’t go back to sleep on this * day off FFS….

 

Having to back Liverpool against Villarreal for Celtic's sake

 

I know. First time for me too. I hope this never ever has to happen again.

 

The whole council emptying yer bin system in general. Here we have to separate waste into a blue, ,brown, red, and green bin, and a food bin and a glass bin. All emptied on different days of different weeks that its our responsibility to remember.

I dont do any of that * now. I fill a plastic bag with my rubbish.....all not separated.....and put it in the public bin on the way by every day. My wheelie bins are empty. I dont really want to * up the planet cause I like it really (well apart from Bridgeton and Larkhall). But its the council's own * fault for * with me. Plus they should now let me pay zero council tax because I do not use any of the council services.

 

Even worse was that * who repeatedly shouted mashed potatoes when tiger was playing.

 

When your doing something online and it asks for date of birth, having to keep scrolling up for ages to get to your year, watching all them years that have gone by. Im still 25 in me head, but that’s telling me different lol.

 

Never heard that! What’s that about?!


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“Morelarse” etc .. cringeworthy. Only acceptable ‘nickname’ for their players is Goth