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Trivial Things That Annoy You Thread

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  1. FrankMcCallum Gold Member Gold Member

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    The people that are such big Celtic fans that they make up weird names for the opposition, as they can’t bear to say their names as they are such diehards.

    Morelarse, Sally McMoist, Swinecastle etc.

    Creepy *.
     
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    I don't know if there's many other people on here who watch Portrait or Landscape Artist of the Year on Sky Arts but the judges on the show are right arty farty pain in the arses. They always pick the winner who's painting that looks as though it's been done by a child who has just been given a paint brush for the first time whereas the really good one's that you think should win are mainly ignored. I can only imagine what they would make of the likes of Van Gough, Rembrandt or Picasso efforts.
     
  3. muaythai postie

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    People who use jamped instead of jumped.....when did that become a * word???
     
  4. Conjuring_Obey Gold Member Gold Member

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    Same time that texxes instead of texts started being a thing. Or broke instead of braked in a car
     
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  5. Mr. Slippyfist

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    Heard that being used since I was a young ‘in.

    In saying that, only time I’ve ever heard it being used was in conversation about somecunt getting a kicking,

    i.e

    “jamped oan the *’s heed”

    etc
     
  6. Drakhan Nac Mac Feegle

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    Agreed. Pretentious fuckwits.
     
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  7. Drakhan Nac Mac Feegle

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    Sounds like something a COCKney would say.
     
  8. PaulM1888 Gold Member Gold Member

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    Last minute winners when I’m trying to get to * sleep :67:
     
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  9. Cumbernauld Bhoy67 Gold Member Gold Member

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    Reminds me of the time we scored in the last minute v Hamilton at home when brown scored, was up at 3 in the morning, went to bed at 6pm thinking it was a guaranteed 3/4-0 for us that night, then all of a sudden my phone was going like *, brown had scored in the last few seconds.:56: Strange feeling :giggle1:
     
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  10. Bernie Bhoy Gold Member Gold Member

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    I cannot watch this show without getting wound up to *. You wouldn't speak to any of them if they were your neighbours, never mind let them in your house. I would toe every one of their holes.......
     
  11. Pennywise You'll float anaw ya cunt Gold Member

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    Twirls tasting like * American chocolate now.
     
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    Poor man’s flake, you can stick a twirl or a ripple up your * (which is a reflection on their taste not a statement of medical fact/sexual preference)
     
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  13. Pennywise You'll float anaw ya cunt Gold Member

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    Wispa is the king. Don't even embarrass yourself by coming back at me over this. This is straight up facts.
     
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  14. KRS-1888 Black Jesus

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    "Hoopy birthday".
     
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    The amount of greetin on last night's Strictly final. :41:
     
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    That Daisy Daisy Daisy perfume advert, * bolt. In fact all perfume adverts, one with that Miley Cyrus fud is annoying as well.
     
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    * who drive at 35mph on a 60 road and cause a huge queue but then continue to speed up when they get into a 30 or 20 zone. Arseholes…
     
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  18. FATLAZYBHOY Born in the steamie Gold Member

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    bbc, sky, ITV and all the rest of the news on the telly, nothing but wall to wall coverage of the royal family and how the queen will be on her own this Christmas since her racist husband died ( they don't count the hundreds of servants that are her beck and call and wipe the old whores * ).
    wouldn't have minded so much if they had included the prince of the peadophiles, let him do the xmas speech. I'd watch that. :93:
     
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    Sam * drive cars with big engines....i mean why buy a car with a big engine if your going to crawl around the roads...buy a micra.
     
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    Exactly this because it was an m5 I was stuck behind. Almost a 200mph car and driving it like someone who is terrified to even step in the car, I mean I don’t condone speeding and driving like a dumbass but driving too slow on quick roads is just as dangerous as driving too fast.
     
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