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Things That Should Have Been Said In Famous Situations!

Discussion in 'TalkCeltic Pub' started by cidermaster, Sep 9, 2018.

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  1. cidermaster Gold Member Gold Member

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    I just wish the Umpire that was asked by Serena Williams for an apology during last nights US Open Women's Tennis Final had said in a full on Father Jack impression "I'm so so sorry!":56:
     
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    “Is that an iceberg?”.

    -North Atlantic, April 14th 1912
     
  3. StPauli1916 Gold Member Gold Member

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    'Don't throw * Spears at me.' Michael Caine, Rorkes Drift, January 1879.
     
  4. Marty McFly Whoa, this is heavy

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    “Lets see if you * can do 80”

    Me, October 26 1985
     
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    Joey barton-Scott Brown is not half the player as me ill put him in his place
     
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    Go on home British soldiers.
     
  7. Marty McFly Whoa, this is heavy

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    “You can all have the day off tomorrow”

    CEO Cantor Fitzgerald, Monday 10 September, 2001
     
  8. Twisty Rodgers out !!! Gold Member

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    "You two better not * off and leave me ya dickheads"

    Madeleine McCann. 3rd May 2007
     
  9. cidermaster Gold Member Gold Member

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    "There will be Celtic in Our Time"
     
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    “We’re gonna need a bigger boat.”
     
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  11. packybhoy Administrator Administrator Gold Member

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    “I don’t * like this. None of the CEO’s have turned up. Something fishy going on.”

    Secretary for Morgan Stanley. 11/09/2001

    “And today our flight shall take the lower scenic route through Manhattan.”

    American Airlines Pilot. 11/09/2001.
     
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  12. packybhoy Administrator Administrator Gold Member

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    “Wait guys Diego is still in the toilet cubicle.”

    Emilio Butragueno before World Cup final 1986.
     
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    "Are we not going a bit fast for that roundabout?"


    For @Mcguire1 to cheer you up mate
     
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  14. Buster

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    "Don't worry Nacho, its above board and legal and perfectly fair"
     
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    'Maybe there's something to what all these German lads have been telling us. Maybe no march full steam ahead into that big * forest, eh?'

    Publius Quintilius Varus - 9AD
     
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  16. cidermaster Gold Member Gold Member

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    "I should Have Put His Head Down The Toilet!"!
     
  17. packybhoy Administrator Administrator Gold Member

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    A history buffs quote.
     
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    Phil Mitchell every time he sees Ian Beale.
     
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  19. FATLAZYBHOY Born in the steamie Gold Member

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    Wit the * was that bang.

    Mayor of Hiroshima 1945.
     
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    "I think I'll ride in the front"

    J.F.K.
     
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