The drunk thread!

Aha, I am * wankered. Up the RA

 

Supposed to be on 1 of 3 buses going bristol but thecrwbelwvvc have won. Ere we gooobbbbbbnn...nnnnnnnnn...nnnnnnn

 

I'll never forget the smell of her sweat from her armpits.

It wasn't the grass that tickled her * it was my finger.

Magic moments......

 

I punched a brick wall last night. Surprisingly, it didnt crumble. Just bloodied my hand up pretty good.

Old Mil and Caesars will do that do a guy...

 

Not drank in 8weeks. Went to hamster jam n im still on it. Im enjoying it but dreading the hang over n depression . But its part n parcel of being an * . Hail hail anne franks house got patched .

 

Hear it ring on the air
It's the voice of my country so fair
Oh, can't you feel, oh, can't you see
The IRA will set them free

 

brilliant song







now its your turn.............GET UP AND SING

 

Good drinking summer song for me, if you take the rebs away

 

hope you are up doing the karaoke version jack

 

in the heat of lisbon

the fans came in their thousands

to see the bhoys become

champions 67

 

I got stoned and I missed it.

 

theres been a lot of talk about this next song.......

this song is not a rebel song....


this song is sunday bloo* OFF BONO YA *

THIS IS A REBEL SONG

 

Well, they'll stone ya when you're trying to be so good
They'll stone ya just a-like they said they would
They'll stone ya when you're tryin' to go home
Then they'll stone ya when you're there all alone
But I would not feel so all alone
Everybody must get stoned.

Well, they'll stone ya when you're walkin' 'long the street
They'll stone ya when you're tryin' to keep your seat
They'll stone ya when you're walkin' on the floor
They'll stone ya when you're walkin' to the door
But I would not feel so all alone
Everybody must get stoned.

They'll stone ya when you're at the breakfast table
They'll stone ya when you are young and able
They'll stone ya when you're tryin' to make a buck
They'll stone ya and then they'll say "good luck"
Tell ya what, I would not feel so all alone
Everybody must get stoned.

Well, They'll stone you and say that it's the end
Then they'll stone you and then they'll come back again
They'll stone you when you're riding in your car
They'll stone you when you're playing your guitar
Yes, but I would not feel so all alone
Everybody must get stoned.

Well, they'll stone you when you walk all alone
They'll stone you when you are walking home
They'll stone you and then say you are brave
They'll stone you when you are set down in your grave
But I would not feel so all alone
Everybody must get stoned.

 

BRIT *

 

Joy to the world the queen is dead, we barbequed her head and what about the body we flushed it down the potty oh it goes round and round oh irt goes round and round

 

you would have been a much better poet than that * on sportscene

 

Up the RA,will be seeing this gentleman in under a month in Ibiza,one last throw of the dice since im 40.