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Slowest Celts

Discussion in 'Celtic Chat' started by Cringer67, Sep 28, 2020.

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  1. Cringer67

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    Watching Frimpong firing the afterburners yesterday got me thinking- fans always talk about the fastest players etc.

    What about the opposite side the spectrum?

    Who the slowest Celt you've witnessed?

    Ill start off with JVH. Any raises?
     
  2. Albian Ajeti Here we go, 10 in a row Gold Member

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  3. Albian Ajeti Here we go, 10 in a row Gold Member

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    Hartson as well, he was never a runner.
     
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  5. PaulM1888 Gold Member Gold Member

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    Josh Thompson.
     
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  6. Officer Doofy Hey Terry, smell my finger!

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    Thompson is probably the slowest I've seen.

    Rogne is another one.
     
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    Evander Slow
     
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    Big Jan by the end of his time here.

    Josh Thompson, Dion Dublin, Carlton Cole, Rasmussen all up there as well
     
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    Peter Lawell ! * doesn't do anything quickly
     
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  18. Gioventu Slicka than ya average

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    Lustigs last season
     
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    Probably harsh putting guy's at the end of their careers..

    Josh Thompson was 18 and hands down the slowest I've ever seen. Painfully slow :giggle1:
     
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    I was just about to suggest Josh Thompson he was scarily slow. I remember him getting two in a game against Motherwell in a midweek fixture.

    Paul Telfer was never blessed with great pace either but always seemed to be in space.

    In terms of not all the time but when Tom Rogic was just back from injury in March 19, came on in the 2-1 game vs them at CP when Boyata limped off, genuinely looked like he was towing a caravan trying to run.
     
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