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need an excuse to take two days off work

Discussion in 'TalkCeltic Pub' started by thecolgan, May 8, 2012.

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  1. Professor Green

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    Food poisoning.
     
    Professor Green, May 8, 2012
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  2. Spring Time Gold Member Gold Member

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    Think we've seen you on here before with the big hair,
    now you're telling whoever is reading this you are an
    accountant at the council .You might not need to phone
    in sick,they might know you're going for an interview.
    I would get this thread deleted people get sacked for
    things like this:50:
     
    Spring Time, May 8, 2012
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  3. kris_bhoy_1916

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    The dog ate it... Nah say you had the flu.
     
    kris_bhoy_1916, May 8, 2012
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  4. Spring Time Gold Member Gold Member

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    What strain of diarrhoea do you get:97:
     
    Spring Time, May 8, 2012
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  5. pablo88

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    pablo88, May 8, 2012
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  6. Spring Time Gold Member Gold Member

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    You're thinking about the homework excuse:rolleyes: :86:
     
    Spring Time, May 8, 2012
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  7. kris_bhoy_1916

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    Pishing oot diarrhoea :56:
     
    kris_bhoy_1916, May 8, 2012
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  8. cheshirecelt

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    Od on jelly and icecream . Or tell them your bidding on rangers every other * is
     
    cheshirecelt, May 8, 2012
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  9. Spring Time Gold Member Gold Member

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    He's panicking about taking two days off & you help him,
    by suggesting he has more time off:97:

    If he works for the council no one will notice if he doesn't go
    in for a week unless it's his turn to mash up:86:
     
    Spring Time, May 8, 2012
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  10. Paul67 Administrator Administrator

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    A day off for each ball would work.

    He'd need more than 2 days off, have you seen his barnet.
     
    Paul67, May 8, 2012
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  11. honda Gold Member Gold Member

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    Donno about him but av got the madras strain right now and its burning me a new one

    Sent from my Galaxy Nexus using Tapatalk 2
     
    honda, May 8, 2012
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  12. faw cough Gold Member Gold Member

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    Tell them you walked into some guys hair,and took 2 days to get out.





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    faw cough, May 8, 2012
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  13. Spring Time Gold Member Gold Member

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    That's a bit sectHAIRian:rolleyes:
     
    Spring Time, May 8, 2012
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  14. Mr. Slippyfist

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    Threaten your boss with a sexual harassment lawsuit if he doesn't grant you a paid holiday :56::56:
     
    Mr. Slippyfist, May 8, 2012
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    You work in the public sector. Do you even need a reason? :86:
     
    Sween, May 9, 2012
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    You work for the council holidays come first then work!! Like someone else has said sickness/skits and your off for a few days they dont want you coming in and passing it on to everyone.

    Also Lennys face in that pic cracks me up :56:
     
    BrownsGhirl8, May 11, 2012
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  17. ILoveTheCeltic

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    Hospital appointment for the thing up the * :50: your boss wont say another word.
     
    ILoveTheCeltic, May 11, 2012
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    * every time, self certificate 5 working days boss can't say nothing.
     
    Tidet, May 11, 2012
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    Duff and phelps use a beautiful strategy. just hold it in then tell your boss you hafta take a jobby . You won't be sure when it's gonna smell like * but your gonna be sure it will.
     
    AhmaTim, May 11, 2012
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  20. Overkill187 Batshitcrazy

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    hahahahha. who or what the * is this?
     
    Overkill187, May 11, 2012
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