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MAFIA 39 - THE OMEN

Discussion in 'Competition Corner' started by Mr. Slippyfist, Oct 23, 2018.

Discuss MAFIA 39 - THE OMEN in the Competition Corner area at TalkCeltic.net.

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  1. CheGuevara

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    Not buying into Bobs claim. Seems far fetched.

    Vote Bob
     
    CheGuevara, Oct 30, 2018
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  2. borobob

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    /sigh.. Idiots.
     
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  3. Jeremie Frimpong

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    Jeremie Frimpong, Oct 30, 2018
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  4. Mr. Slippyfist

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    That's a lynch!
     
    Mr. Slippyfist, Oct 30, 2018
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  5. borobob

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    51b6df6e64e5a.jpeg
     
    borobob, Oct 30, 2018
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  6. Mr. Slippyfist

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    THE GOOD PEOPLE OF EARTH WERE GROWING EVER INCREASINGLY CONCERNED THAT THE SON OF SATAN WAS STILL ON THE LOOSE, WREEKING HIS HORRIBLE REIGN FURTHERMORE.

    SUSPICION OVER HIS TRUE IDENTITY STILL REMAINED A MYSTERY, SO UNDER TRUE MOMENTS OF TERROR AND PANIC THEY SOUGHT OUT TO UNCOVER HIS HORRIBLE GUISE.

    BOB WAS BUSY SHOWERING AND SHAVING HIS BALLS. BOB HAD A LOVELY HEAD OF HAIR.

    JUST AS BOB WAS PULLING THE RUBBER DUCKY OUT OF HIS *, THE SHOWER CURTAIN WAS PULLED BACK AND THERE WAS A CROWD OF ANGRY * STOOD THERE CLAIMING HIM TO BE THE OFFSPRING OF THE GRAMD CONSPIRER - THE * OF THE GREAT UNWASHED, THE CUMSTAIN OF THE WICKED HORNED DEVIL!

    DAZZA SHOUTED FOR EDDIE TO HOLD HIM DOWN AND FOR VERTIE TO * HIM......ERM, I MEAN INSPECT HIM.

    "RIGHT GRAB THAT RAZOR AMD SHAVE OFF HIS HEED. THE ONLY WAY WE'LL KNOW IS IF HE HAS 655 UNDER HIS NUT!"

    PHILLY QUESTIONED THIS "ERM, DO YOU NOT MEAN 666 DAZZA?"

    DAZZA REPLIED "* UP YA * FUCKSTICK AM * DYSLEXIC!"

    "NAW YE URNAE YA LYING * YOU ASKED ME TO SMELL YOUR CLOCK" SAID BOB DEFIANTLY...

    DAZZA TOLD HIM TO SHUT UP, RATHER QUICKLY I MAY ADD.

    ANYWAY, I DIGRESS....

    One of the MEN SHOUTED "TELL US YOUR TRUE NAME DEMON!"

    "WIT THE * DO YE MEAN DEMON? MY NAME'S BOB, MY OTHER REAL NAME IS JESUS!"

    "JESUS? WHEN THE * DID YOU TURN INTAE A MEXICAN YA ENGLISH POOFTER?" CRIED DAZZA

    "NO, NOT HEY-ZEUS, * JESUS CHRIST THE LORD ALMIGHTY YOU IDIOT!"

    "AYE RIGHT YE ARE" VERTIE SMIRKED.

    AT THAT, THE LIGHT SPARKLED OFF OF THE RAZOR AS IT WAS RAISED IN THE AIR TO SHAVE OFF BOB'S PERM......BUT SUDDENLY THE LIGHT TURNED OFF.

    "WHAT THE *'S HAPPENING? GET THE LIGHTER OOT!"

    ONE OF THE MEN PULLED OUT HIS TRUSTY CLIPPER AND SPARKED LIGHT INTO THE ROOM...

    AND BOB WAS GONE....NO SIGN OF HIM.















    END OF DAY 3.

    GET YER NIGHT ACTIONS IN.

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    Mr. Slippyfist, Oct 30, 2018
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  7. Mr. Slippyfist

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    THE NATIVES WERE RESTLESS THROUGH THE NIGHT.

    BOB HAD ESCAPED A VICIOUS SHAVING AT THE HANDS OF EARTHLINGS DRESSED IN ROBES WITH * AND SANDPAPER.

    BUT BOB DID NOT SURVIVE A SURPRISE ATTACK FROM A FACELESS BEAST LURKING IN THE SHADOWS.

    BOB WAS DEAD.


    BOB WAS.......





































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    JESUS CHRIST. SAVIOUR OF MEN.












































































    JUST KIDDING.


    THE * WAS.....

















































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    DAMIEN THORNE. DEVIL'S SON




    HIM AND CHE KILLED EDDIE AND DAZZA THROUGH THE NIGHT.



    CHE WAS......








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    MRS. BAYLOCK, YOUNG DAMIEN'S NANNY/ROLEBLOCKER





































    UNLUCKY LADS, EVIL HUN SCUM WIN.​
     
    Mr. Slippyfist, Oct 31, 2018
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  8. Marie Bookmaker

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    Only thing the hun scum will win this season!:smoke:
     
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  9. Jeremie Frimpong

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    @The Bunnet Thanks for hosting, mate.

    Who were the other scum players?
     
    Jeremie Frimpong, Oct 31, 2018
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  10. Marie Bookmaker

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    Nah, scum left were Bob and Che.

    Cheers for hosting, Paddy :50:
     
    Marie, Oct 31, 2018
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  11. Jeremie Frimpong

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    Could Cena, Deebo and I not have lynched Che then?
     
    Jeremie Frimpong, Oct 31, 2018
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  12. Mr. Slippyfist

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    Nah.
     
    Mr. Slippyfist, Oct 31, 2018
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  13. Marie Bookmaker

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    Bob had two bulletproofs, Che had one bulletproof.

    But.....come to think of it, you're probably right....I did question Pads on you having a dagger and could have killed Bob but when he mentioned the bulletproofs I didn't think of lynching Che then trying to take out Bob.

    I'll add you to the dead thread. ...Anyone else want added?
     
    Marie, Oct 31, 2018
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  14. Marie Bookmaker

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    They could have actually, bulletproof doesn't work on a lynch.
     
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  15. Mr. Slippyfist

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    * up, Isa!
     
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  16. Cena Never Give Up Gold Member

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    I'd like added please
     
    Cena, Oct 31, 2018
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  17. Marie Bookmaker

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    Naw!:boxing:
     
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  18. Mr. Slippyfist

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    [​IMG]

    :56::56::56::56:
     
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  19. Mr. Slippyfist

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    btw, the only * that could have killed Bob needed a dagger.

    He had 2 bulletproofs left, and a lynchproof.

    No chance town/good * could have won.
     
    Mr. Slippyfist, Oct 31, 2018
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  20. Marie Bookmaker

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    :rofl::rofl::yeah:
     
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