1. Having trouble logging in by clicking the link at the top right of the page? Click here to be taken to the log in page.
    Dismiss Notice

Lies your parents used to tell you

Discussion in 'TalkCeltic Pub' started by Albian Ajeti, Oct 2, 2019.

Discuss Lies your parents used to tell you in the TalkCeltic Pub area at TalkCeltic.net.

  1. Autumn Time Gold Member Gold Member

    Joined:
    Mar 21, 2009
    Messages:
    25,595
    Likes Received:
    7,284
    It’ll drop off if you don’t leave it alone :fear:
     
    Bayern Bru, bagforlife and Pablo87 like this.
  2. Autumn Time Gold Member Gold Member

    Joined:
    Mar 21, 2009
    Messages:
    25,595
    Likes Received:
    7,284
    Carrots are good for your eyesight.
     
  3. cidermaster Gold Member Gold Member

    Joined:
    May 19, 2014
    Messages:
    18,740
    Likes Received:
    12,910
    Location:
    North Wales
    Fav Celtic Player:
    Henrik Larsson
    Fav Celtic Song:
    That Depeche Mode when we score!!
    All those Peanuts are for Christmas Day and Boxing Day. Never had them the. Then they were for New Years Day. Never had them.
    Turned out they eat the lot over that festive year when me and my siblings had gone to bed:31::56:
     
    bagforlife likes this.
  4. Johniebhoy.

    Joined:
    Jun 7, 2017
    Messages:
    2,569
    Likes Received:
    7,417
    Location:
    Sligeach
    Fav Celtic Player:
    Lubo
    Fav Celtic Song:
    Johnny thompson song
    No they won't,they'll make you baldy,i'm the living proof.:old:
     
  5. An Madadh Rua Gold Member Gold Member

    Joined:
    Nov 1, 2018
    Messages:
    1,258
    Likes Received:
    5,298
    Location:
    South Derry
    Fav Celtic Player:
    Tom Rogic
    Fav Celtic Song:
    Lisbon 67
    When I asked where did babies come from I was told "Woolworths".
     
  6. Pablo87 Here we go 10 in a row! Gold Member

    Joined:
    Feb 26, 2015
    Messages:
    5,393
    Likes Received:
    4,642
    Location:
    section 109
    You Wait till your dad gets home boy!!!

    :56::56:used to * myself, then my dad would come home and not have a clue what I was up to :56:

    Fell for it everytime though
     
  7. celtic warrior

    Joined:
    Aug 29, 2007
    Messages:
    9,596
    Likes Received:
    2,874
  8. Marty McFly Johnny Mac’s Roadie Gold Member

    Joined:
    May 11, 2014
    Messages:
    36,959
    Likes Received:
    33,469
    Location:
    Hill Valley
    Fav Celtic Player:
    Broony
    Fav Celtic Song:
    Celtic Symphony
    [​IMG]
     
  9. Idioteque I’ll laugh until my head comes off Gold Member

    Joined:
    May 7, 2010
    Messages:
    10,813
    Likes Received:
    4,899
    Location:
    East London
    Eating the crust of bread gives you curly hair
     
  10. Albian Ajeti Here we go, 10 in a row Gold Member

    Joined:
    Aug 13, 2008
    Messages:
    59,108
    Likes Received:
    21,413
    Location:
    London
    Fav Celtic Player:
    SCOTT BROWN SCOTT BROWN
    Fav Celtic Song:
    YNWA
    :56:
     
  11. Johniebhoy.

    Joined:
    Jun 7, 2017
    Messages:
    2,569
    Likes Received:
    7,417
    Location:
    Sligeach
    Fav Celtic Player:
    Lubo
    Fav Celtic Song:
    Johnny thompson song
    If you don't get to your bed the bogey man will get you. (a comforting thought to go to bed with )
     
    PARKHEAD67 and bagforlife like this.
  12. cidermaster Gold Member Gold Member

    Joined:
    May 19, 2014
    Messages:
    18,740
    Likes Received:
    12,910
    Location:
    North Wales
    Fav Celtic Player:
    Henrik Larsson
    Fav Celtic Song:
    That Depeche Mode when we score!!
    If you do not go to bed on time Goosie Goosie Gander will come and throw you down the stairs breaking your neck!
     
  13. leeso-ardoyne Lord of the Chickpeas

    Joined:
    Feb 3, 2010
    Messages:
    4,085
    Likes Received:
    1,620
    If you don't stop carrying on like you are, your going to end up in Castle street when your older
     
    LubosMagic likes this.
  14. Hope N Ur Heart

    Joined:
    Jan 11, 2009
    Messages:
    781
    Likes Received:
    717
    Location:
    Glasgow
    Fav Celtic Player:
    Jimmy Johnstone followed closely by Henrik
    Fav Celtic Song:
    Them all!!
    Go on take the medicine...it tastes nice:37:
     
  15. Lion1961 Administrator Administrator

    Joined:
    Jul 15, 2011
    Messages:
    23,504
    Likes Received:
    3,242
    Location:
    Glasgow
    Fav Celtic Player:
    Jinky Johnstone
    Fav Celtic Song:
    Fenian Record Player
    I was about 6 when out with the ol' Da and I found a banknote lying in the street. Being a kid i'd never seen one before and asked my Da what it was. He took one look and said, " Of that's foreign money and not worth anything but for being honest here's two thruppeny bits, so you can buy yersel' some sweeties.

    Only found out many years later I'd actually found a £5. In the early 60's that was an absolute fortune.
     
  16. Deebo

    Joined:
    Jul 9, 2010
    Messages:
    18,048
    Likes Received:
    5,171
    Location:
    Dublin
    Fav Celtic Player:
    Scott Brown
    Fav Celtic Song:
    Grace
    My eyes would go square if I sat too close to the telly.
     
    bagforlife and StPauli1916 like this.
  17. The Greenman King of kings

    Joined:
    Jan 22, 2017
    Messages:
    2,470
    Likes Received:
    1,004
    If ye eat too much you'll burst
     
  18. wd2oo3

    Joined:
    Jan 14, 2011
    Messages:
    1,910
    Likes Received:
    512
    Location:
    Glasgow
    Red opal fruits wer the bad ones
     
  19. LubosMagic

    Joined:
    Oct 15, 2011
    Messages:
    1,527
    Likes Received:
    17
    Location:
    Belfast, Narnia
    Fav Celtic Player:
    Victor Wanyama
    :56: ruthless

    I used to get told to look out the window to see if Johnny dark was there cause if I didn't go to bed hed come get me

    Then there were the * banshees. couldn't walk round the house with out the lights on for years for fear them oul bags would see me and throw their combs at me

    Sent from my SM-G903W using Tapatalk
     
    inourshadow likes this.
  20. Murph-E Gold Member Gold Member

    Joined:
    Dec 22, 2008
    Messages:
    10,054
    Likes Received:
    4,055
    Location:
    Belfast
    You'll get the cold being out in the rain.