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Lager Tops when you're rough

Discussion in 'TalkCeltic Pub' started by Seán Mac D, Dec 21, 2019.

Discuss Lager Tops when you're rough in the TalkCeltic Pub area at TalkCeltic.net.

  1. greengrocer

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    That's a cocktail


    You need a drink

    All joking aside my old curer was a pint of magners of vodka coke
     
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  2. Gyp Rosetti Gold Member

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    Sorry I don’t drink cocktails.
     
  3. FATLAZYBHOY Born in the steamie Gold Member

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    Feeling rough right now.
    All I need is a cup o' tea and someone to rub ma belly.
    Lager tops doesn't give me that warm fuzzy feeling.
    So, naw
     
  4. leeso-ardoyne

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    That's how I ended up in Guinness. I used to hate the stuff. Every time me and my da went out for a drink, I'd dip my finger in it then call.him.all the disgusting * there is for drinking that *. Untill one day to many out watching the Celts after a heavy day/night on the pints of bud I asked my da to get me something else on the Sunday morning rather than a pint of bud. He did mention something like you said above, however I said * it, get me a Guinness and from thst day, I haven't touched a pint of beer since. Next time, get the Guinness into yee!
     
  5. cidermaster Gold Member Gold Member

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    I used to have half a dozen cans of Strongbow in the morning after heavy sessions. I remember a couple of girlfriends being pretty stunned at that especially as the afternoon rolled on.
    On one occasion when I used to play Super League Darts before a match after heavy drinking the day before I had 2 pints of lager when I got on the Pub early afternoon,my head was all over the place so 3 triple Gins saved the day and back to the pints I went:84:
     
  6. jj81

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    * that , if you're gonna want cured then 2 pints , more fizzy room in the belly for beer

    Quick hangover * the pub cubicle and yer sorted
     
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  7. jj81

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    I love a large *
























    Tail
     
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  8. Avatar Daizen The Last Hunskelper Gold Member

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    Never drank a lager tops before, but one time me and my mate were on a 3 days bender and we went round to the local alkie pub for opening. There was a big queue of alkies at the door and when they opened up we all went up to the bar one at a time.

    I was feeling rough as *, so when I went up I asked for a pint of lemonade. The woman behind the bar just laughed at me and poured me a Tennents.
     
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  9. Callum McGregor The Captain Gold Member

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    Drink whatever the * you want, I say.
     
  10. Tim-Time 1888 Always look on the bright side of Life Gold Member

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    If a larger tops is unacceptable I'll no be asking if anyone likes a shandy then .. :giggle1:
     
  11. cidermaster Gold Member Gold Member

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  12. cidermaster Gold Member Gold Member

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    .ucking *,triple double .ucking *!!!:56:
     
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  13. cidermaster Gold Member Gold Member

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    I take it you are drunk!:lol:
     
  14. jj81

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    Bet ye felt worse after tennents

    Good thing wae tennents though you van drink loads and no get a hangover , rotten though imo
     
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    I'm * , on the dregs of the wife's wine, you * want a shandy,?
     
  16. jj81

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    I'd rather have tap water butler , erm , follow follow
     
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    That you on the right ?:fear:
     
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    You caught me out again ffs:31: Thanks to you kind sir I am running fast out of secrets!:56:
     
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  19. Doogs. Lustig your the one, you still turn me on.

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    Shove yer lager tops up yer *. Been dying for 2 days noo.
     
  20. Cena Never Give Up Gold Member

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    I had no idea what it was until this thread
     
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