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If you were to sit your driving test tomorrow would you pass?

Discussion in 'TalkCeltic Pub' started by Grimm, Feb 16, 2018.

Discuss If you were to sit your driving test tomorrow would you pass? in the TalkCeltic Pub area at TalkCeltic.net.

  1. Grimm You belong to me!

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    Daughter past her driving test on Monday. On the way back she was commenting on ma driving. One hand on the wheel, one hand on he stick, not looking over ma shoulder when pulling away, speeding, overtaking on the inside etc. etc. fail for me I think. :giggle1:
     
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  2. Buster

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    Of course l would.....l'm a bloke :34:
     
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  3. Aidan O’Shea

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    I would fail.
     
  4. cidermaster Gold Member Gold Member

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    I would just scream very very very loudly Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!! and throw some onions at the Driving instructor before getting in the car and take it from there:84:
     
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  5. TimFloyd Gold Member

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    Definitely fail , I remember the examiner telling me to brush up on my Highway Code book when l passed my test 40 yeas ago and I have never looked at it since, it’s amazing how many signs I see and think * does that mean !
     
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  7. faw cough Gold Member Gold Member

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    Absolutely
     
  8. smokie899

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    Driving yes, theory no. Driving instructor rushed me through so I could sit my test before the theory part came in. Done 7 lessons and done the test 2 days before the theory started. Passed first time.
     
  9. Grimm You belong to me!

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    :56:Me tae, double egg on toast, man struggling wi a brolly etc. :giggle1:
     
  10. Raoul Duke

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    Yes passed it last week.
     
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  11. Raoul Duke

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    What year was this. I'm sure you need to pass the theory first to sit your test.
     
  12. smokie899

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    Not for us older folk :( I passed when I was 18 so theory part was introduced in 1996.
     
  13. Mr. Slippyfist

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    Probably not.

    My driving habits are atrocious.
     
  14. honda Gold Member Gold Member

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    Aye easy. Id put on a low cut top and wear short shorts. Guaranteed pass.




    Unless there no into hairy man *, fat thighs hidden by a layer hair thats thicker than on my head.
     
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  15. Callum McGregor The Captain Gold Member

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    Yeah I'd pass.
     
  16. jamesfr

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    Off course
     
  17. Seán Mac D Gold Member Gold Member

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    Probably not. I've only had one lesson.
     
  18. packybhoy Administrator Administrator Gold Member

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    I’d walk it.
     
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  19. leeso-ardoyne

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    Of course I would, you'd be surprised what a bunch of crispy 50 notes does to someone when you want something, esp when you put it into their head that their wife would be well happy with a night out on the town with a new pair of red panties on. Everyone breaks so it's a pass allday long even if I hit the roundabout backwards lol.
     
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  20. leeso-ardoyne

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    Honestly only had 2 lessons in my life. When lived in Belfast, had a few cars a year when I drove. No license in sight, no tax or mot.. didn't give a flying * untill I moved south and after driving for 4 years down here giving * names, I decided needed a license when the family started getting bigger and took 2 lessons before the test. Massive waiting list at the time because of all the learner's fiasco at the time but knew big Endas cousin who got me to the top of the list in few days and had a pass that day.
     
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