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Discussion in 'TalkCeltic Pub' started by Jozo The Provo, Sep 1, 2014.

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  1. Jozo The Provo

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    Is there any way to get them to stop delivering it's always in morning times I get this rubbish but through my door the paper in question alive a far right religion paper that nobody in my house ever signed up to or want I e-mailed the paper before telling them to stop but they still do it any suggestions can say the same for junkmail to surely it's littering or something
     
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  2. Doire_Bhoy

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    Smear faeces around your letterbox.
     
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  3. Sonny7

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    Best thing to do is wait patiently for the * to deliver the paper in the morning then take it of him and leather the * something stupid way it every morning until he stops coming
     
    Sonny7, Sep 1, 2014
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  4. Mr. Slippyfist

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  5. Jozo The Provo

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    Always around 7am * that I need my rest ha
     
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  6. Doire_Bhoy

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    Join their group and then you'll get the newspaper at more appealling times.
     
    Doire_Bhoy, Sep 1, 2014
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  7. Tim-Time 1888 Always look on the bright side of Life Gold Member

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    Ask if they are open to having wild * parties and to come round this weekend.
     
    Tim-Time 1888, Sep 1, 2014
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  8. faw cough Gold Member Gold Member

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    It is illegal to make noise at peoples premises at that time.
     
    faw cough, Sep 1, 2014
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  9. wulliebad

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    Risky....they might come round and * * him senseless and then go church on sunday and repent.:icon_mrgreen:
     
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  10. honda Gold Member Gold Member

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    Make barking noises at him...
     
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  11. Jozo The Provo

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    Yea to risky I don't know what I would do if I had to go to church :smiley-laughing002: :smiley-laughing002:
     
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  12. M.E.T.H.O.D MAN Straight from the slums of Shaolin

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    Buy a pet chinchilla/rabbit (same thing) and train it to murder newspaper deliverers.
     
    M.E.T.H.O.D MAN, Sep 1, 2014
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  13. Doire_Bhoy

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    Have you tried inserting your * in the letterbox and allowing it to snap repeatedly shut on your engorged member?

    Not to stop the papers, like, just wondered if you'd tried it.

    You seem that sort.
     
    Doire_Bhoy, Sep 1, 2014
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  14. Bayern Bru Gold Member Gold Member

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  15. Boom Stick

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    Make paper planes out of the papers,load them with 500lb bombs and drop the on the office,
    Problem sorted,no thanks needed :50:
     
    Boom Stick, Sep 1, 2014
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  16. Conjuring_Obey Gold Member Gold Member

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    Stick a sign like that outside your house.

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  17. -Stuart-

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    Strange...just put a note on your door saying, no church news
     
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