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Favourite Still Game or Father Ted Quote?

Discussion in 'TalkCeltic Pub' started by FannyHaddock, Nov 10, 2020.

Discuss Favourite Still Game or Father Ted Quote? in the TalkCeltic Pub area at TalkCeltic.net.

  1. _DannyBhoy_ Gold Member Gold Member

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    “Yer Swedes, yer Norwegians, yer Icelandics...

    they all live in places of the long winter's night. What do they dae?

    How do they combat the boredom? I'll tell ye what they dae.

    They seek the company of Mr John Barleycorn. They get pished!

    That's how you never here fae these countries in the winter.

    That's how a situation never arises.

    They're wasted!

    Are you sure, Jack? Are they no fishing and skiing and driving sleds wi' huskies?

    Yes, they are… pished.”
     
  4. Sean Daleer This is the Way Gold Member

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    Mush mush old friend. Get the lid aff it.
     
  5. jj81 I now Book

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    Isa ya Voot
     
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    “Aye. That’s right. Buzz Aldrin. But I’m no gaein ye it because ye were oot ae time. Nae points!!!! Prrrrick!”
     
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    Pat Mustard: "And now to ride Mrs. O'Reilly"

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    Isa "A never et two a anything"
     
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    Bishop: So Father, do you have any doubts about the religious life?

    Dougal: Well, you know how * made us all, right? And he's lookin' down on us from heaven and everything, and then his son came down and saved us and all that, and then when we die we're all gonna go to heaven.

    Bishop: Yes

    Dougal: That's the bit I have trouble with.
     
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    That's a brilliant episode. One of their best. :56:
     
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  11. Jack Torrance Heeeeeere's Johnny! Gold Member

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    The Father Stone episode from Father Ted, Dougal and Ted sitting in the hospital after Father Stone got struck by lightening, Dougal asks what they will be doing to him, Ted says, "they'll be doing tests,"Dougal says "what kind of tests? General Knowledge?"

    Ted go's "No! medical tests"

    Then Dougal says, "What will he know about that then Ted.."
     
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    Definitely. That quote has me in stitches every time :56::56:
     
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    'Kick bishop brennan up the *'
     
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    Fr Ted and Fr McGuire in hospital waiting room;
    Fr McGuire-I was hit by lightning a few times and I never had to go to hospital
    Fr Ted-Yes Dougal, You're different from most people. All that happened to you was that balloons kept sticking to you.
     
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    Jesus, how has nobody pulled you up on this shocking statement mate? :99::56:
     
  16. Marty McFly Whoa, this is heavy Gold Member

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    Haha I can take or leave most of it mate.

    Pint * :39::92:
     
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