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Favourite Still Game or Father Ted Quote?

Discussion in 'TalkCeltic Pub' started by FannyHaddock, Nov 10, 2020.

Discuss Favourite Still Game or Father Ted Quote? in the TalkCeltic Pub area at TalkCeltic.net.

  1. FannyHaddock

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    How’s it gony be in a wee stoney jail cell eh? Wae nuthin tae heat ye up but a hot boaby RIGHT UP YER *! (SG)
     
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  2. johnboy19

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    "Down with sort of thing"
    " careful now" (FT)
     
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  3. johnboy19

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    "I hear you're a racist now Father"
     
  4. Callum McGregor The Captain Gold Member

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    "Geez ma stick ya *."
     
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  5. Westlondonscot Gold Member Gold Member

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    Fed up with briiick!
     
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  6. Marty McFly Whoa, this is heavy

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    "I'm no good at judging crowds, Ted, but I'd say there must be about seventeen million of them out there"
     
  7. Breathnach67

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    “Look at you Stevie, you’re ACTUALLY thinking about doing it again! Wit ye gonnae dae this time? Cut yir baws aff and come back as yir sister?”
     
  8. Sean Daleer Free Palestine Gold Member

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    Yer putting the beef oan Jack

    Aye that’s right, every time ah * your wife she makes me a sandwich
     
  9. Scotia Gold Member Gold Member

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    " I am a bogus gasman , can ye see me noo !

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    " These cows are very small Dougal , Those cows are far away "

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    Ditto. Fecking brilliant line
     
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  11. Aidan O’Shea

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    Father Ted > Still Game.

    “we’ve got to lose that sax solo!”
     
  12. FannyHaddock

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    "A cold tin of salmaon jammed up your againist your clackerbag is better than *" (SG)

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  13. stew37

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    Have to admit Still Game is very hit and miss for me, mostly miss. Don't really have any favourite bits.

    Father Ted:

    I hear you're a racist now father.

    The way I feel now, I could convert gays!

    That’s the great thing about Catholicism. It’s so vague and no one really knows what it’s about.
     
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  14. Marty McFly Whoa, this is heavy

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    Ted: “Would you like your pizza cut into six or eight slices Dougal?”
    Dougal: “Oh just six, I don’t think I could eat eight.”
     
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    father jack: i'm a happy camper. ilove my brick lol.HH
     
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    Jack: "Boaby's a *"
    Victor; "Aye ano he's a * but he's oor *!"
     
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    Father Ted playing Cluedo; " Those protestants, up to no good as usual"
     
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    Two pints *
     
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    Near... far away
     
  20. KRS-1888 Scott La Rock

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    "I made the BBC".
     
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