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Favourite Stand Up Jokes

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  1. Vertie Auld

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    [ame="http://vimeo.com/55026759"]Billy Connolly - Dinner Party on Vimeo[/ame]

    :56:
     
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    Video's being a bit sketchy for me at work but is taht the one with the "I know you" old guy or the one about when he puts his * in the salad?

    His story about his "rendezvous" with Isabel in the graveyard is * brilliant aswell.
     
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  3. Vertie Auld

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    It's the "I know you" one. :smiley-laughing002:
     
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    Anything Billy Connolly has in his act is gold.

    Frankie Boyle has a few too. The Princess Diana one is excellent.
     
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    Connolly does another belter about the guy selling his house and the rich guy asks him what he got to the reply of 6 months :smiley-laughing002:
     
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    The Michael Jackson's children's hospital aswell :56:
     
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    Aye, it's an aside to that joke there. On that video. :56:
     
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    I was brrrriiiiiiiliant at that as a boy!!

    Billy's wildabeast bit is class too.
     
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    [ame="http://vimeo.com/24341053"]billy connolly Wildebeest on Vimeo[/ame]
     
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    [ame]http://youtu.be/lKPddDfk9AU[/ame]

    I swear to * the first time I heard this I couldn't move for laughter. Sick but great.
     
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    Cake or death.
     
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  14. M.E.T.H.O.D MAN Straight from the slums of Shaolin

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    Laughing so hard at this I dropped a full bottle of water all over myself and then flipped off my bed backwards to move the extension cord with everything I love plugged into it out of harms way, you nearly caused my death.....
     
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    Aye but you'd have died in a euphoria of joy. I can take pleasure in that.
     
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  16. M.E.T.H.O.D MAN Straight from the slums of Shaolin

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    That's actually true :56:
     
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    :smiley-laughing002:
     
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    Jerry sadowitz video of his total abuse DVD it's amazing to be fair most his stuff is great
    Just google jerry sadowitz video
     
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    [ame]http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=-Hu_0ejt1sU[/ame]
     
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    I've skipped straight to comments before reading any posts. Just replying to the OP atm.

    I don't really like 'jokes' in stand up. I like the Billy Connolly (I see him up there :) long drawn out, digressive, saga, story telling 'joke'. Which am guessing is included when you said 'joke' :)

    I love the stuff that touches on real life, sparks those happy memories. Billy Connolly talking about that bhoy who's propelled towards school by his mum throwing him out the house. That had me in stiches the first time I seen that. I just thought of an old mate of mine. Brilliant.

    Then there's Peter Kay's biscuit joke. That is funny as *. Same again, total stiches.

    Kevin Bridges 'Spring break, WOOOO!' vs 'Easter holidays'. More quality. Never been to spring break but watching all that * American TV and film, we kinda know the hollywood version of it compared to our very real, sometimes dark experiences.

    Not a fan of joke after joke after joke, stand up like Frankie Boyle.
     
    AlbaGuBrath, Aug 26, 2014
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