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Facts of Life

Discussion in 'TalkCeltic Pub' started by Liam Scales, Aug 13, 2013.

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  1. Liam Scales Gold Member Gold Member

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    Fat burds will describe themselves as bubbly

    If you eat prawns out of a garage sandwhich you'll get the *

    Negative * always call themselves 'realists'

    The lights will always be red if you have a full bladder


    Anyone got anymore?
     
  2. ORIGINALS

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    Men who dont like football are really awkward to talk to and cannot be trusted.
     
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    R*ngers are dead.
     
  4. Liam Scales Gold Member Gold Member

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    That one is bang on, no fallback conversation :smiley-laughing002:
     
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    Driving on the motorway in reverse is illegal..

    Soccer is a * game.

    You cant sneeze with your eyes open.
     
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    People who claim they have personality are ugly.
     
  7. Pinstripe

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    Blokes who claim to have an 8 incher..........really only have a 4 incher :87:
     
  8. Liam Scales Gold Member Gold Member

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    Big * don't count if you're obese
     
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    The youth these days (including myself) are *

    Flute bands are gay

    Doriebhoy dislikes borat

    I will play for Celtic one day
     
  10. Gyp Rosetti Gold Member

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    You always end up in a kebab shop when pished


    Edit: unless your from Edinburgh and you can't * find one
     
  11. Liam Scales Gold Member Gold Member

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    If you've pulled a stunner when you're drunk, don't do anything to shatter the illusion.
     
  12. MairtinH2

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    Corrected that for you there :bbpd: :smiley-laughing002:
     
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    We all die.
     
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    I was going for keady Celtic but thanks :50:
     
  15. Liam Scales Gold Member Gold Member

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    Never, under any circumstances, do you lick out a hooker






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  16. MairtinH2

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    Don't sell yourself short aim for the stars! :smiley-laughing002:
     
  17. Markybhoy

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    :smiley-laughing002: It's funny cause it's true.


    Huns will claim that 50 league titles means more than a European Cup.

    If you wear a white top on a night out you'll spill something on it even if you don't usually spill things.

    There'll be nothing on cooncil telly between 7pm and 11pm unless it's Champions League night.
     
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    Women are masters at giving you the silent treatment :31:
     
  19. Liam Scales Gold Member Gold Member

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    :56::56:

    3 belters! Especially the last 2!
     
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    People that are small can tend to be wicked little wanks so never * off a short man if you don't want to have one of your balls bit off