Crazy stuff about yourself!

If i'm in the passenger seat of a car travelling at a slow speed i need to tap my foot or fingers when every lamp post passes me.

I don't work in a supermarket but i get that feeling a lot. If i let my mind wander while i'm working then my insignificance hits me hard.
It's a very strange feeling.

 

I have too read every number plate I see,then make something up with the letters

Also every truck I pass I read whats on the back and sides and try and find out where it came from

Ano it's daft

 

Don't let the police find out, they'll be onto you in no time.

 

Whenever I hear polystyrene being rubbed against each other or off other things, I start to shiver.

 

I'm the same mate forgot all about that. Bought a new telly a couple of weeks ago and the same thing happened when I was unwrapping the packaging. Horrible * noise it makes.

 

I * collect Celtic shirts and have 350 of em the wife hates me and the shirts.

 

when i turn off the shower i have to step out the bath and have both
feet planted firmly on the ground before the water stops or i think someone
will die.


not even joking

 

Wont leave the house without a bit of hematite in my possession.....superstitious


Oh....and I can fly a helicopter.

 

I physically can't stay still, if I'm sitting down I need to be either shaking my leg or doing something with my hands or foot.

 

Sexually frustrated

 

I regularly post in here from my works toilet pan

 

Only if you want me to be
It isn't sexual frustration, just a habit I have from a young age could never sit still

 

For *'s sake, you could peel a banana with that * thing!

 

doors have to be locked. mild case of ocd i think too, everything has to be neat and in place

 

When I eat, I have to balance my plate on the arm of a chair. Can't really eat at a table.

 

Nothing more sweeter in life than knowing you are getting paid to do a *