Crazy stuff about yourself!

Dear me,keep your socks on lad when your on holiday :smiley-laughing002:

 

My * is smaller than Jungos

 

When someone uses one nail to clean the dirt out from under another I get a weird feeling in my teeth and my nails.

 

anyone else get these??

 

Yeah.


I think it is called Neditis.

 

A little bit. But I usually get the urge to plow into groups of people when i'm driving :smiley-laughing002:
Would never do it, obviously but i don't know why that feeling is there. Maybe too much GTA growing up

 

people using nail clippers does my * head in,*,use scissors

 

i still water the only plant i have left in the house and its been dead

since april

 

Getting famous quotes wrong. That makes me want to crawl up the * * and punch my way out their skull. A repeated example is 'blessed are the weak'. The Bible was written two thousand years ago, take ten minutes to read it ya stupid lazy roaster.

 

My wee cousin has a fairy tale book, I read that. :bbpd:

 

Haha n I thought my thoughts n urges were bad!!
Crazy *

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Haha
I'm a wee bit old to be a ned

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Thank * for this thread. I was in a hostel recently and someone put the volume up to 31 or something. I asked if they could it up or down 1 (only even numbers do for me unless it's a 5). Got looked at like I'm a freak.

I actually have loads of weird things about me that I manage to hide from getting out. Perhaps the weirdest of all is that when I'm listening to a really catchy dance song I sometimes pretend in my head that I've made it myself, and I'm showing it to people I know for the first time.

 

This made me laugh. A lot.

I never thought I'd be told to * off by a foot before.

 

I shout at my telly when im playing the xbox lol

 

You could have washed them before sticking them up..
Minging..

 

Need to have the volume at an even number when I'm watching the telly or I'll get * off.

 

Talking of weird physical sensations, I can think of one from when I had a part time job in a supermarket.

Sometimes on a busy day it'd be non-stop so I'd be serving one person after another without a pause. Each time I'd be concentrating on making sure the bags were packed well, cans at the bottom and eggs at the top etc etc, whilst trying to be friendly with punters at the same time. Every now and again I'd be concentrating on the packing when it'd hit me like a tonne of bricks how irrelevant and futile the task is. It'd be like a proper out of body experience and I'd actually get a bit light headed thinking about how I'd spend the last few hours in deep concentration over something so unimportant.

Any supermarket workers relate to this?

 

Nope, we need to ask the customers if they want a hand packing their bags and a majority say no so we just fire their stuff down, trying to achieve our scan rate of 22 items a minute. The odd ones that do say yes, I pack a couple bags then fire the rest down and let the lazy * do the rest, unless they're disabled in which I'll pack all of it.

 

When i take my wee brother to feed the ducks i purposely give them out-of-date bread. * the system.